Cats in the morning: Hey hey hey HEY HUMAN, wake up and come feed us already, what do you mean you have to brush your teeth, get out here and get the food going, we are starving and wish for nothing in the world save the opening of the food cannister and since you've got the thumbs you've been volunteered for the job! Okay we're fed now, time to go hang out in whatever room you aren't in. We'll let you know when it's time for dinner.
Cats in the evening: You are the best human in the whole world, and I would like to express this by sitting on whatever part of you you deign to offer - your lap would be best, but your shins are acceptable - and quietly purring to you in a heartstring-tugging display of affection before falling asleep with my face pressed against your knee! (Meanwhile, me, the designated cat sofa: This is nice and all but I was planning to, like, get my dinner out of the microwave? I just sat down for one minute, I wasn't expecting to be buried in cat instantly!)
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Date: 2020-03-05 03:13 am (UTC)Cats in the morning: Hey hey hey HEY HUMAN, wake up and come feed us already, what do you mean you have to brush your teeth, get out here and get the food going, we are starving and wish for nothing in the world save the opening of the food cannister and since you've got the thumbs you've been volunteered for the job! Okay we're fed now, time to go hang out in whatever room you aren't in. We'll let you know when it's time for dinner.
Cats in the evening: You are the best human in the whole world, and I would like to express this by sitting on whatever part of you you deign to offer - your lap would be best, but your shins are acceptable - and quietly purring to you in a heartstring-tugging display of affection before falling asleep with my face pressed against your knee! (Meanwhile, me, the designated cat sofa: This is nice and all but I was planning to, like, get my dinner out of the microwave? I just sat down for one minute, I wasn't expecting to be buried in cat instantly!)