Urk. I keep forgetting that the first story is definitely going to need a warning for animal harm. Clearly, I will have to draw lots of pictures of cute steampunk vet outpatients to make up for it.

In fact... *goes digging for fifteen minutes* Ah-ha! Found it! A picture and a story about an unorthodox alarm clock (and make it steampunk!) I only contributed the picture, but it doesn't feel complete without the story :)