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I will not commit voting fraud.
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...Yeah.

To explain with math:
Voting age > 18 years
Registration age > 17.5 years
My age: 17.5 < x < 18
Aaaaargh!

Though I am registered to vote, it is illegal for me to do so.
Stand Partner: *sarcastically* Yeah, 'cause we can't trust people who still have twenty-eight days before they turn eighteen. We wouldn't want them to make decisions that would have an impact on their future or anything.
...Stupid legality issues.
In addition to being Election Day, it is also the Day of the Dead (really hope there's no twisted symbolism there >_< *knocks on wood*) and my aunt's birthday.
...November has too much stuff going on in it!!! Why can't you move some of these things to August?!?!