Fic: A Lecture on Vampire Romance (With Demonstration) [1/1]

Wow, I've been out of the fanfic saddle for so long, I had to look up my old header ._.;;;

Fandom: Homestuck
Prompt: Via captchalogue: make this fail EPIC - Because every fandom needs this: a really shitty vampire AU
Use whatever cliches you want except for sparkling, whatever pairing(s) you want, if you even want one; bonus if you use my otp (Karkat/John) in it~
Warnings: IC casual ablism, a little bit of blood/biting, vampires, swearing
Notes: I already know I am a terrible person, okay? You don't actually need to tell me.
Fic: ( A Lecture on Vampire Romance (With Demonstration) )

( Bonus )