Fic: And There Was Only One Bed (4/4)
Mar. 2nd, 2025 10:58 amFandom: The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System
Chapter Summary: Luo Binghe comes home
Mirrors: Chapter Four
Wordcount: ~1900
Ships: Pre-Bingqiu
Notes: System activation text taken from the Seven Seas translation of book two.
Acknowledgements: Once again, thanks to
gwogobo for the beta work, as well as the podfic 💖
Fic: And There Was Only One Bed ( Chapter Four )
Chapter Summary: Luo Binghe comes home
Mirrors: Chapter Four
Wordcount: ~1900
Ships: Pre-Bingqiu
Notes: System activation text taken from the Seven Seas translation of book two.
Acknowledgements: Once again, thanks to
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Fic: And There Was Only One Bed ( Chapter Four )
Fic: And There Was Only One Bed (3/4)
Feb. 27th, 2025 11:27 pmFandom: The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System
Chapter Summary: The Immortal Alliance Conference comes and goes. Shen Qingqiu finds out if he prepared enough for it, and goes home to an empty bed.
Mirrors: Chapter Three
Wordcount: ~3400
Ships: Pre-Bingqiu
Notes: Posting early here worked out really well for Chap 2, so I'm trying it again!
Acknowledgements: Thanks once again to
gwogobo for the beta work, as well as the podfic 💖
Fic: And There Was Only One Bed ( Chapter Three )
Chapter Summary: The Immortal Alliance Conference comes and goes. Shen Qingqiu finds out if he prepared enough for it, and goes home to an empty bed.
Mirrors: Chapter Three
Wordcount: ~3400
Ships: Pre-Bingqiu
Notes: Posting early here worked out really well for Chap 2, so I'm trying it again!
Acknowledgements: Thanks once again to
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Fic: And There Was Only One Bed ( Chapter Three )
Fic: And There Was Only One Bed (2/4)
Feb. 26th, 2025 12:05 amFandom: The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System
Chapter Summary: Binghe is desperately searching for ways to prolong sharing a bed with Shizun; surprisingly, it's Mu Qingfang who gives him the excuse.
Mirrors: Chapter Two
Wordcount: ~2800
Ships: Pre-Bingqiu
Notes: Posting this here early so I can catch all of the typos I made beforehand ASAP 😅
Acknowledgements: Thanks once again to
gwogobo for the beta work, as well as the podfic 💖
Fic: And There Was Only One Bed ( Chapter Two )
Chapter Summary: Binghe is desperately searching for ways to prolong sharing a bed with Shizun; surprisingly, it's Mu Qingfang who gives him the excuse.
Mirrors: Chapter Two
Wordcount: ~2800
Ships: Pre-Bingqiu
Notes: Posting this here early so I can catch all of the typos I made beforehand ASAP 😅
Acknowledgements: Thanks once again to
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Fic: And There Was Only One Bed ( Chapter Two )
Fic: And There Was Only One Bed (1/4)
Feb. 24th, 2025 09:18 pmFandom: The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System
Summary: With the Immortal Alliance Conference fast approaching, Shen Qingqiu realizes that there's no possible way the System will allow him to earn enough points to survive subverting the Abyss plotline. Shen Qingqiu thus changes his approach: What can he do to keep from being the one responsible for Luo Binghe entering the Endless Abyss, and is there any way to make the protagonist's time there less completely horrible?
In response, the System offers something it calls the "Only One Bed" package. Surely this is the better option, right?
Mirrors: Available on AO3
Wordcount: ~2500
Ships: Pre-Bingqiu
Notes: Inspired by this post on Tumblr; in particular, the following comment by
whetstonefires
Acknowledgements: Tremendous thanks to
gwogobo for doing an audio beta for me! It was very helpful 💖
Fic: And There Was Only One Bed ( Chapter One )
Summary: With the Immortal Alliance Conference fast approaching, Shen Qingqiu realizes that there's no possible way the System will allow him to earn enough points to survive subverting the Abyss plotline. Shen Qingqiu thus changes his approach: What can he do to keep from being the one responsible for Luo Binghe entering the Endless Abyss, and is there any way to make the protagonist's time there less completely horrible?
In response, the System offers something it calls the "Only One Bed" package. Surely this is the better option, right?
Mirrors: Available on AO3
Wordcount: ~2500
Ships: Pre-Bingqiu
Notes: Inspired by this post on Tumblr; in particular, the following comment by
'only one bed au' i therefore parse as a lack-of-beds situation directly leads to the narrative or characters developing in a different direction somehow, and that's the substance of the fic. which is a funny conceit amusingly phrased, and i would read it just to see how well it was pulled off.
Acknowledgements: Tremendous thanks to
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Fic: And There Was Only One Bed ( Chapter One )
Fic: The Emperor's Good Graces
Jan. 3rd, 2025 02:39 pmFandom: Scum Villain's Self-Saving System
Summary: After Luo Binghe crashes into Shang Qinghua's office to find out how Mobei-Jun got him to top, Airplane takes it upon himself to convince Cucumber to fuck his husband. Purely for his own self-interest, of course.
Mirrors: AO3
Wordcount: 3227
Ships: Bingqiu, secondary Moshang
Notes: Inspired by this post by
sunderwight
SFW status: Absolutely not, though very little actual sex is depicted on the page
Fic: ( The Emperor's Good Graces )
Summary: After Luo Binghe crashes into Shang Qinghua's office to find out how Mobei-Jun got him to top, Airplane takes it upon himself to convince Cucumber to fuck his husband. Purely for his own self-interest, of course.
Mirrors: AO3
Wordcount: 3227
Ships: Bingqiu, secondary Moshang
Notes: Inspired by this post by
SFW status: Absolutely not, though very little actual sex is depicted on the page
Fic: ( The Emperor's Good Graces )
Fic: Suspended
Jun. 21st, 2023 09:51 pmFandom: Miraculous Ladybug
Summary: Ladybug surprises Adrien with a plan to reenact one of his superhero movie scenes; unfortunately, she misjudges the distance. Adrien finds he doesn't mind.
Cross-posting: Summer of the 69, AO3
Wordcount: 1543
Ships: Ladrien
Notes: For the "Spiderman 69" theme at
summerofthe69
Fic: ( Suspended )
Summary: Ladybug surprises Adrien with a plan to reenact one of his superhero movie scenes; unfortunately, she misjudges the distance. Adrien finds he doesn't mind.
Cross-posting: Summer of the 69, AO3
Wordcount: 1543
Ships: Ladrien
Notes: For the "Spiderman 69" theme at
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Fic: ( Suspended )
Fic: End Racism in the OTW
May. 20th, 2023 07:22 pmFandom: Miraculous Ladybug, Meta
Summary: Adrien, Alya, Marinette, and Nino are transported to a strange space, where they discuss suggested changes to a popular fanfic archive.
AO3 link: Link!
Wordcount: 1000
Ships: Friendship only
Notes: Written for
end-otw-racism's Call to Action
Fic: ( End Racism in the OTW )
Summary: Adrien, Alya, Marinette, and Nino are transported to a strange space, where they discuss suggested changes to a popular fanfic archive.
AO3 link: Link!
Wordcount: 1000
Ships: Friendship only
Notes: Written for
Fic: ( End Racism in the OTW )
Fandom: Miraculous Ladybug
Summary: Ladybug talks to Carapace about relationships and secret identities.
AO3 link: Right over here
Wordcount: 2699
Notes: For
pod_together 2021, with podfic by
alexseanchai (who also made cover art and other art available at the AO3 link!), and beta read by
podfic-chicklet
Fic: ( Workplace Romance and Other Safety Hazards )
Summary: Ladybug talks to Carapace about relationships and secret identities.
AO3 link: Right over here
Wordcount: 2699
Notes: For
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Fic: ( Workplace Romance and Other Safety Hazards )
Fic: How the Grinch Was Given Christmas
Dec. 25th, 2020 08:53 amFandom: How the Grinch Stole Christmas - Dr. Seuss
Summary: Cindy Lou Who learns why the Grinch doesn't like Christmas, and sets out to try and fix it.
AO3 link: Link
Wordcount: 716
Relationships: Grinch and Cindy Lou Who friendship
Notes: For
alexseanchai, based on their Autistic!Grinch headcanon
Fic: ( How the Grinch Was Given Christmas )
Summary: Cindy Lou Who learns why the Grinch doesn't like Christmas, and sets out to try and fix it.
AO3 link: Link
Wordcount: 716
Relationships: Grinch and Cindy Lou Who friendship
Notes: For
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Fic: ( How the Grinch Was Given Christmas )
Fic: Your Flavor [3/3]
Mar. 13th, 2020 12:38 pmFandom: Miraculous Ladybug
Summary: When the Dupain-Cheng Bakery starts selling cookies themed after the local Miraculous users, Cat Noir is delighted—right up until he realizes that, because the cookies are only based on publicly known identities, one of his favorite superheroes will inevitably be left out. To fix the problem, he goes straight to the source, and one of the only other people who knows this particular superhero even exists.
AO3 link: Chapter Three
Wordcount: 825
Ships: Gen (with hints of Marichat and Ladrien)
Notes: With thanks to
norakwami and
alexseanchai for cookie flavor element suggestions
Fic: ( Your Flavor )
Summary: When the Dupain-Cheng Bakery starts selling cookies themed after the local Miraculous users, Cat Noir is delighted—right up until he realizes that, because the cookies are only based on publicly known identities, one of his favorite superheroes will inevitably be left out. To fix the problem, he goes straight to the source, and one of the only other people who knows this particular superhero even exists.
AO3 link: Chapter Three
Wordcount: 825
Ships: Gen (with hints of Marichat and Ladrien)
Notes: With thanks to
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Fic: ( Your Flavor )
Fic: Your Flavor [2/3]
Mar. 9th, 2020 11:17 pmFandom: Miraculous Ladybug
Summary: When the Dupain-Cheng Bakery starts selling cookies themed after the local Miraculous users, Cat Noir is delighted—right up until he realizes that, because the cookies are only based on publicly known identities, one of his favorite superheroes will inevitably be left out. To fix the problem, he goes straight to the source, and one of the only other people who knows this particular superhero even exists.
AO3 link: Chapter Two
Wordcount: 1001
Ships: Gen (with hints of Marichat and Ladrien)
Notes: Credit to
norakwami,
ghostlyhamburger, and
incredibleflan for helping come up with the Multimouse cookie flavor!
Fic: ( Your Flavor )
Summary: When the Dupain-Cheng Bakery starts selling cookies themed after the local Miraculous users, Cat Noir is delighted—right up until he realizes that, because the cookies are only based on publicly known identities, one of his favorite superheroes will inevitably be left out. To fix the problem, he goes straight to the source, and one of the only other people who knows this particular superhero even exists.
AO3 link: Chapter Two
Wordcount: 1001
Ships: Gen (with hints of Marichat and Ladrien)
Notes: Credit to
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Fic: ( Your Flavor )
Fic: Your Flavor [1/3]
Mar. 6th, 2020 08:29 pmFandom: Miraculous Ladybug
Summary: When the Dupain-Cheng Bakery starts selling cookies themed after the local Miraculous users, Cat Noir is delighted—right up until he realizes that, because the cookies are only based on publicly known identities, one of his favorite superheroes will inevitably be left out. To fix the problem, he goes straight to the source, and one of the only other people who knows this particular superhero even exists.
AO3 link: Chapter One
Wordcount: 535
Ships: Gen (with hints of Marichat and Ladrien)
Notes: Inspired by my Miraculous Confections discussions, and
alexseanchai pointing out a certain fact about who was likely to be included in the lineup.
Fic: ( Your Flavor )
Summary: When the Dupain-Cheng Bakery starts selling cookies themed after the local Miraculous users, Cat Noir is delighted—right up until he realizes that, because the cookies are only based on publicly known identities, one of his favorite superheroes will inevitably be left out. To fix the problem, he goes straight to the source, and one of the only other people who knows this particular superhero even exists.
AO3 link: Chapter One
Wordcount: 535
Ships: Gen (with hints of Marichat and Ladrien)
Notes: Inspired by my Miraculous Confections discussions, and
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Fic: ( Your Flavor )
Not!Fic: The Soulmate Liar AU
Oct. 20th, 2019 07:54 pmFandom: Miraculous Ladybug
Summary: In a world where Soulmates are real and demonstrable, Lila Rossi attempts to fake a soulmate connection to one Adrien Agreste. The problem? Adrien already knows his soulmate, and he and Marinette have been keeping their connection secret. Absolute chaos ensues.
Wordcount:
Ships: Adrien/Marinette, Alya/Nino
Notes: This is a little bit unusual, since it started as a Tumblr post that accidentally turned into a collaboration. In truth,
galahadwilder (
galahadwilder) did most of the writing; I just stepped in and turned it from an angst- and salt-fest to a major Alya redemption, with a side order of consent themes. I wrote "chapters" 3, 5, 12, and 13. Thirteen might stand on its own, but Three and Five definitely need context, and twelve is, uh. I mean, it might also stand on its own? But it doesn't tell a lot of story either way, so.
Anyway, I still wanted to record its existence on Dreamwidth, but all I'm doing is sharing an AO3 link instead of the entire text.
Warnings: Minor sexual harassment, self-injury, lies, betrayal, mentioned/referenced character death
AO3 link: The Soulmate Liar AU
Summary: In a world where Soulmates are real and demonstrable, Lila Rossi attempts to fake a soulmate connection to one Adrien Agreste. The problem? Adrien already knows his soulmate, and he and Marinette have been keeping their connection secret. Absolute chaos ensues.
Wordcount:
Ships: Adrien/Marinette, Alya/Nino
Notes: This is a little bit unusual, since it started as a Tumblr post that accidentally turned into a collaboration. In truth,
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Anyway, I still wanted to record its existence on Dreamwidth, but all I'm doing is sharing an AO3 link instead of the entire text.
Warnings: Minor sexual harassment, self-injury, lies, betrayal, mentioned/referenced character death
AO3 link: The Soulmate Liar AU