Pronoun Trouble

Fandom: Miraculous Ladybug
Summary: Adrien's attitude takes a turn for the worse when Ladybug reveals her identity to the wrong side of him. (Inspired by this post by thescuttlebugg.)
AO3 link: Read it here!
Wordcount: 3535
Notes: You ever read a prompt and not even contemplate writing it because it's so far from what you like to write that it's practically in another dimension? Ever do that and have a plot bunny hit you upside the head so hard for said prompt that it knocks it into your wheelhouse from out of left field? Which is to say: This fic is nowhere near angsty enough to do the prompt justice, but once my brain sidled up all, "You know what would be hilarious," I had to write it anyway.
Fic: ( Revealing Behavior )

Fandom: Miraculous Ladybug
Summary: In what Marinette suspects is a bid to learn the identities of Ladybug and Cat Noir, Gabriel Agreste is sponsoring a competition through the Ladyblog to find the biggest (and most knowledgeable) fans of Paris' superheros. With the grand prize an artifact that could potentially be of great use to the Miraculous users, Marinette enters the competition.
AO3 link: Bzzzt!
Wordcount: 7328
Notes: Written for pod_together 2018; podfic by my delightful partner, litrapods, is available at the link above.
Fic: ( Buzzer Beater )

Fandom: Miraculous Ladybug
Summary: It was nearly ten that night before Adrien managed to make his way to Marinette's house.
AO3 link: Chapter 3
Word Count: 1421
Other Chapters: Him and Me | Me and You | You and Her
Fic: ( You and Her )

Fandom: Miraculous Ladybug
Summary: Cat Noir broke his stare and shook his head, breathing out a short, humorless laugh. "My Lady," he said, "I can assure you that if you're really not interested in me, you wouldn't be interested in Adrien Agreste."
AO3 link: Ta-dah!
Word Count: 2075
Other Chapters: Him and Me | Me and You | You and Her
Fic: ( Him and Me )

Here are some summaries/not!fics for several Miraculous Ladybug fics that I will probably not be writing.

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( Obligatory animal transformation fic )

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( Shenanigans split them each into two people fic )

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( Marinette figures out Cat Noir's identity and freaks out fic )

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( Adrien finds Captain Awkward (and also boundaries) fic )

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And that's all that's in the plunny hutch at the moment. Or, well, that's all the new arrivals in the plunny hutch, at any rate. Probably won't get written, but they ought to keep me entertained at work, at least.

One of my favorite stories that I've written is a short original fairy-tale I called Courting Yuki-Onna. The idea came to me one day when I had been walking in the falling snow and started thinking of the activity as "courting Yuki-Onna". I wrote the story shortly after that.

Then, a while back, ashiiblack offered her podficcing services in the Buy It Now section of a fandom charity event. I had been thinking wistfully of getting Courting Yuki-Onna recorded for a while, and her offer was in my (very limited) price range. After giving one of her podfics a quick listen to see if I liked her style (and I did), I pounced on her offer.

Ashiiblack did an amazing job on my story. She reads it like a legend or fairy-tale, which is how I wrote it, and with perfect emotion. I squirmed with delight when listening to it the first time, and am very much looking forward not only to listening to it again (and again, and again), but to sharing it with my RL friends and family.

You can find the podfic available both in streaming and to download below. The version with music is really wonderful; the song Ashiiblack chose is an excellent match, and it enhances the fantastic nature of the story. If you have audio processing issues, though, do not fear, for Ashiiblack was kind enough to provide a version without music as well. I've also linked the original written version, if listening is not your thing, for whatever reason.

I hope you enjoy my story and, if you are able to, Ashiiblack's wonderful recording of it.



Version with music: Listen | Download
Version without music: Listen | Download
Written version: Courting Yuki-Onna

These are plot bunnies I'm not going to get to immediately but still want to talk about because otherwise they will keep hopping around my brain and misery is better with company. They're mostly Teen Wolf these days, because what even is my life, but there's a few other fandoms as well.

( Yarncraft fics )

( Various Homestuck Fics )

( Various Teen Wolf fics )

And that's all I have at the moment, which is way more than enough, really. Well, all the fanfiction plunnies I have, at any rate.

Fandom: Homestuck
Summary: In which Rose inadvertently starts the first inter-dimensional chapter of Stitch and Bitch, and courts Kanaya through crafts. (Inspired by this prompt on the Homestuck Kink Meme.) ~4700 words.
Content Notes: IC casual ablism, Second person POV
AO3 link: Added Oct 15 2012
Fic: ( Stitch Two Together )

Fandom: Homestuck
Prompt: From here on homesmut's Meme II, when everyone(?) was making IC prompts:
If It Would Not Be Too Much Trouble I Would Like To Request An Adult Fan Written Work On The Subject Of Rose And Vriska Becoming Rainbow Drinkers And Having Their Way With The Young Kanaya Lady
Kanaya Being Very Kind Hearted And Caring Deeply About Both Of Them Struggles To Choose Who She Prefers
Which Culminates In Perhaps Black Feelings Born From Jealousy Between The Human And Spider Themed Troll
A Happy Ending Would Be Greatly Appreciated
There's two other fills there, one as written by Vriska and one as written by Rose, both of which are worth at least a glance.
Warnings: Purple prose?
Fic: ( Blood at Twilight, Lovers at Dawn )

Before the Xmas is over where I am, because I am not cool enough to pull off posting it ironically on Boxing Day.

Fandom: Homestuck
Prompt: Via homesmut, in a Happystuck-specific reverse prompt: I'm offering ultra quick kiss-at-midnight-on-New-Years happystuck mini-fills. I figure that fits the "an obligation kiss is totally a good excuse to get my mack on with whoever I'm into" niche without the religious holiday baggage of mistletoe. (Here.) And then someone asked for Dave/John and I accidentally mistletoe'd anyway /)_(\ At least it's multi-religion?
Warnings: Possible casual disregard for religious sincerity?
Fic: ( Mistletoe )