Pronoun Trouble

Oh man, you will never guess what I just found. See, I was digging through some basement-flood-misplaced stuff I still haven't gotten around to sorting out properly, mostly looking for some missing DS games (that all belong to my brother, actually; I'm also missing a copy of Pokemon Diamond in the box for Pokemon Platinum, but that's definitely been missing longer), when I came across my paper copy of Pheromone Woes. And it got me to thinking: I totally need to slap a one-sentence callback to Sollux wanting John and Karkat's help with programming on the end of it and then post that sucker to AO3.

So I think I'll probably be doing that.

I need to figure out a place and time I can get some quiet work done at school, too. I really love my friends, but hanging out with them is not conducive to getting things done. Or at least not writing and homework related things.

I also found my missing prescription slips. So I'll probably be dropping those off at the pharmacy ASAP, if only to get the damn issue off my mind.



I should probably sleep now. Class tomorrow and all that.

Edit: Pheromone Woes is up on AO3! It felt a lot longer than 5500 words when I was writing it. And to think that more than a third of that is explicit xeno lesbian smut.

Edit 2: ACK! Forgot to acknowledge my wonderful beta for a few minute there. Acknowledgement is in there now.

Esteemed readers,

GUESS WHO JUST GOT SURPRISE!PODFICCED! 8D

Stitch Two Together, as recorded by the marvelous Opalsong

This is going on my new mp3 player immediately, OMG.

Everyone else in the universe who is even remotely fond of Homestuck and/or knitting fic (with token crocheter, because even if the knitting!fic plunny overpowered my natural inclination to favor crochet there was no way I was going to let my chosen craft go completely overlooked) is encouraged to give it a listen and praise the hell out of Opalsong's recording.



And now if you will excuse me, I am off to battle the terrifying sequel!plunny that has just hopped into my thinkpan. NOT BEFORE FEBRUARY, TREACHEROUS LAGOMORPH!

PHEROMONE WOES IS COMPLETE!

Well, technically I should slap together a quick postscript/epilogue thing to tie up one last loose end, but it's like 99% complete.

Part Four clocked in at just over 2300 words, practically 2000 of which are explicit xeno lesbian sex. I opted to go a different anatomical route than the common tentabulge-and-nook, since I've seen some prompters on the kink meme express the desire for more female-coded xeno for cis-ladytrolls and figured I'd give it a shot. I'm hoping I pulled it off (and without too much exposition, though I'm not sure how much I could edit out if that's not the case).

Anyway, soon as that's done I'll be devoting more time and energy to Cinderkat, possibly stick a handcuff fic on the backburner. Oh, and I also need to decide on an educational math game, because math is apparently the key ingredient for my writing motivation.(HOW IS THIS A THING, UNIVERSE, I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW. Not that I don't love math, because I do, it's just. What? What? How is this - what?)


Someone remind me to share a couple of my Homestuck headcanons sometime. The one is basically a fic outline for something I'm not going to write/a basic backstory summary, and the other one is something that makes more sense with canon but I blatantly ignore for the sake of fic because I think the nonsensical version is hotter. Oh, and I should definitely essay about the difference between moirails and best friends at some point, because they are totally not the same thing and I've read too many fics that conflate the two. Probably most of them were written before definite proof was given that the relationships are fundamentally different, but it's still something that bugs me.

Anyway, off to be responsible now. Ta!

Fandom: Homestuck
Summary: In which Rose inadvertently starts the first inter-dimensional chapter of Stitch and Bitch, and courts Kanaya through crafts. (Inspired by this prompt on the Homestuck Kink Meme.) ~4700 words.
Content Notes: IC casual ablism, Second person POV
AO3 link: Added Oct 15 2012
Fic: ( Stitch Two Together )

Fandom: Homestuck
Prompt: From here on homesmut's Meme II, when everyone(?) was making IC prompts:
If It Would Not Be Too Much Trouble I Would Like To Request An Adult Fan Written Work On The Subject Of Rose And Vriska Becoming Rainbow Drinkers And Having Their Way With The Young Kanaya Lady
Kanaya Being Very Kind Hearted And Caring Deeply About Both Of Them Struggles To Choose Who She Prefers
Which Culminates In Perhaps Black Feelings Born From Jealousy Between The Human And Spider Themed Troll
A Happy Ending Would Be Greatly Appreciated
There's two other fills there, one as written by Vriska and one as written by Rose, both of which are worth at least a glance.
Warnings: Purple prose?
Fic: ( Blood at Twilight, Lovers at Dawn )

Before the Xmas is over where I am, because I am not cool enough to pull off posting it ironically on Boxing Day.

Fandom: Homestuck
Prompt: Via homesmut, in a Happystuck-specific reverse prompt: I'm offering ultra quick kiss-at-midnight-on-New-Years happystuck mini-fills. I figure that fits the "an obligation kiss is totally a good excuse to get my mack on with whoever I'm into" niche without the religious holiday baggage of mistletoe. (Here.) And then someone asked for Dave/John and I accidentally mistletoe'd anyway /)_(\ At least it's multi-religion?
Warnings: Possible casual disregard for religious sincerity?
Fic: ( Mistletoe )