And the main character of my life is...

[soc_puppet]

Dear Omniscient Author Whom I Assume Is Writing My Life*,

I hope you damn well have something nice lined up to make up for me eating a big heaping bowl of fail today, because I am not happy. I don't expect it to be anywhere near as nifty as, say, developing super powers or becoming a magical girl (or the best friend of a magical girl, even), but come on! Cut me a break here, would ya?

Also, I find "slice of life" stories to be boring as fuck when the lives they're slices of could well be mine. Just so you know.

Yours,
The Talent



* Technically, while this may have been inspired by that thar LKH wank, it was also inspired by my day being thoroughly shitty/failtastic.

For the record, I'm also reasonably sure that my desire to join/start a Church of the Omniscient Writer Being is at least 76% so I can make terrible meta jokes, and probably only 4% actually serious about it.

Comments

[ningen-demonai.livejournal.com]

Fast reply is fast o_O

[soc_puppet]

♥ >:

I have ninja skills

[ningen-demonai.livejournal.com]

I hope tomorrow is better!

I'm glad you use your powers for good (possibly in addition to evil)

[soc_puppet]

Yes, well. We'll see around 10:00 AM, I suppose. That is when the doom hanging over my head may or may not drop :{ *knocks on wood*

[ytak.livejournal.com]

*hugs* Hope tomorrow is vastly improved.

[soc_puppet]

Improved inasmuch as it got me closure, I suppose, and in that I got (more than) enough sleep, so I guess I'll try and look on the bright side with that, sob :( *clings to*

[ytak.livejournal.com]

*HUGS* More hugs for you! HUGHUGHUGHUGHUGHUGHUGHUG