But how do I make "why are there no girl action figures" funny?

[soc_puppet]

Aaargh, hate essays =_= Still have to write stupid political essay, but hate them. Hate them hate them hate them. ...Wanna just write satire instead. Wonder if I could get away with it. I mean, I do still want to do something with that "Gay marriage causes zombie outbreaks" thing.

I also wanna do a Discovery channel Dirty Jobs parody, but I can't say what my idea is, as this is the internet and I fear stealing of it. (I could potentially win a contest and make money with it, of course I don't want it stolen!) I'd probably need access to more/better technology than I have, though.

My life just needs more parody/satire in it over all.

Edit: ...Screw the rules, I have funny!

I'm writing an Action Figure essay (again). About why girls don't play with toys made for boys. My favorite point so far is "The color blue is offensive to female senses."

QUICK, WHAT OTHER STUPID RATIONALITIES CAN YOU COME UP WITH FOR SEXISM?

Comments

[candy--chan.livejournal.com]

*GLOMPS* Umm...I'm trying to think of something, but I can't :3 So I'll just commence the luffling instead ~♥♥♥

[soc_puppet]

/o/ Yay for hugs! And I think I have something now, so it's good ;3

[rasgos-76.livejournal.com]

Essays need to die DX

My life just needs more parody/satire in it over all.
As does mine -_-


We should just go to Japan for action figures... Hell I want guy figures from there shows and girl figures from US shows ~_~ what gives with that DX

[soc_puppet]

They do! Unless they're related to anime and such, which more should be.



I approve of this plan! Now if only I had cash...

[rasgos-76.livejournal.com]

true indeed!!

Me as well...>> though I do have all those figures in my room, which in the end has made me ever so broke XD but they where so damn cute/cool I needed to gets them :X

Also girls don like to play with boy toys because...Boy toys are stupid, icky, have uncute non-girly things? hell I don't know, I hate girl toys XDDD

[abarero]

Ugh I hate essays. Teachers should allow satire/parody essays. Namely because they would be awesome XD

[soc_puppet]

I think I may have talked mine around :Db *is so posting when it's done*

[helendragon.livejournal.com]

You need to listen to the partly cloudy patriot.

[soc_puppet]

Considering that's the first time I've heard of it, I'd probably have to agree.

[helendragon.livejournal.com]

[uncreativity.livejournal.com]

The hard plastic of action figures and toy cars is more abrasive the girls' skin than the soft plastic of Barbies, and it's never too early for a girl to start attending to her complexion!

[soc_puppet]

XD A++ YES.

[bromantic.livejournal.com]

Uhhh, can't help you out here because all I did was play with male action figures (I did have a Barbie! Once! I remember mutilating it)

[soc_puppet]

I don't suppose you remember any overheard complaints about your behavior from that time period...? No? I didn't think so.

[bromantic.livejournal.com]

Other than, "HOLY SHIT, WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO YOUR BARBIE :<" I don't remember any odd complaints?

[sleepfighter.livejournal.com]

Bad accessories? Tacky colors?

[soc_puppet]

I have no idea how to make that work ^^a