But how do I make "why are there no girl action figures" funny?

[soc_puppet]

Aaargh, hate essays =_= Still have to write stupid political essay, but hate them. Hate them hate them hate them. ...Wanna just write satire instead. Wonder if I could get away with it. I mean, I do still want to do something with that "Gay marriage causes zombie outbreaks" thing.

I also wanna do a Discovery channel Dirty Jobs parody, but I can't say what my idea is, as this is the internet and I fear stealing of it. (I could potentially win a contest and make money with it, of course I don't want it stolen!) I'd probably need access to more/better technology than I have, though.

My life just needs more parody/satire in it over all.

Edit: ...Screw the rules, I have funny!

I'm writing an Action Figure essay (again). About why girls don't play with toys made for boys. My favorite point so far is "The color blue is offensive to female senses."

QUICK, WHAT OTHER STUPID RATIONALITIES CAN YOU COME UP WITH FOR SEXISM?

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[helendragon.livejournal.com]

You need to listen to the partly cloudy patriot.

[soc_puppet]

Considering that's the first time I've heard of it, I'd probably have to agree.

[helendragon.livejournal.com]