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I'm working this weekend! Today through Saturday, at least, since the hotel is doing some Easter stuff and there's a lot of it to do.

For several years now, I've been contemplating wearing a pair of Groucho glasses in to work for an April Fool's Day prank. It's so completely mundane and harmless as a prank, especially if I take them off right away when I start work (health and safety laws and such), I don't think anyone would mind it. Still, even wearing them over a mask seems like more risk than I want to take in a world where Covid 19 is still at large, so I believe it will have to wait again for another year.

Even if it would be kinda hilarious to wear a really obviously fake nose on top of my face mask.

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now I'm picturing a mask designed to look like the lower half of a clown face, with bright red pompom sewn on, to be positioned on bridge or possibly tip of nose

Okay, but red foam clown noses are probably pretty cheap and easy to acquire. Now picture them sewn in place over a stabilizing nose wire, so you have to squeeze the clown nose to make sure it stays in place!

My god, I could make a killing selling those! ...Er. Provided a foam clown nose doesn't detract at all from sanitation and safety. (I can't imagine that it would add anything.)