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Amusing Things
Dec. 10th, 2004 09:35 pmHave I ever talked about GAME club? I think I must have, even if it was not for long. If I've already said what it was, I'll just take the time to be briefly redundant.
GAME club (acronym for Games of Asian and Miscelaneous Entertainment) meets every Friday after school in the cafeteria. Basically, a good number of my friends get together in one place and play Mah Jong (and sometimes Go and/or Chinese Chess). Whenever a certain number of us gather, conversations tend to become somewhat more... amusing.
Today's topic of amusement was: numbers and sex.
Senpai: I find prime numbers incredibly sexy.
Socchan: *snorts* *giggles*
What followed was a long conversation on which numbers were sexy, and which weren't. According to Senpai, Prime numbers are incredibly sexy because they're prime to _everything_. According to Joe, two is a really sexy number. Senpai thinks that 144 is basically a whore, because it can be divided by anything. Then we went on to people who might represent numbers and vice versa.
Socrates is Pi. I don't remember if we ever said why, though. Of course, he might also be forty-two, but I only wrote down Pi. (I am a real geek, and must take notes on conversations if I want to remember the good bits. I need a tape recorder -_-...) Pythagoras is the Golden Ratio, though it was argued that he should be 456 or something. God is 'i', but I'm not touching on the theology involved. Orlando Bloom is sixty-four (Senpai: Because he's hot, but kind of slutty) and Johnny Depp is fifty-six (Senpai: Because he's not as slutty), which really makes me wonder about Pirates of the Carribean (and I know already that I spelled that wrong, but I don't have the energy to look the correct spelling up right now).
Personally, I still want to know who fifty-four would be.
Also, I don't know that you could ever convince me to count binary on my hands after today.
ACTs tomorrow. Must sign off now so I can go to sleep so I can wake up by seven and be on the road by seven-thirty and attempt to do a really good job on the test. Shoulda gotten![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
think_tomorrow to tutor me... >_
GAME club (acronym for Games of Asian and Miscelaneous Entertainment) meets every Friday after school in the cafeteria. Basically, a good number of my friends get together in one place and play Mah Jong (and sometimes Go and/or Chinese Chess). Whenever a certain number of us gather, conversations tend to become somewhat more... amusing.
Today's topic of amusement was: numbers and sex.
Senpai: I find prime numbers incredibly sexy.
Socchan: *snorts* *giggles*
What followed was a long conversation on which numbers were sexy, and which weren't. According to Senpai, Prime numbers are incredibly sexy because they're prime to _everything_. According to Joe, two is a really sexy number. Senpai thinks that 144 is basically a whore, because it can be divided by anything. Then we went on to people who might represent numbers and vice versa.
Socrates is Pi. I don't remember if we ever said why, though. Of course, he might also be forty-two, but I only wrote down Pi. (I am a real geek, and must take notes on conversations if I want to remember the good bits. I need a tape recorder -_-...) Pythagoras is the Golden Ratio, though it was argued that he should be 456 or something. God is 'i', but I'm not touching on the theology involved. Orlando Bloom is sixty-four (Senpai: Because he's hot, but kind of slutty) and Johnny Depp is fifty-six (Senpai: Because he's not as slutty), which really makes me wonder about Pirates of the Carribean (and I know already that I spelled that wrong, but I don't have the energy to look the correct spelling up right now).
Personally, I still want to know who fifty-four would be.
Also, I don't know that you could ever convince me to count binary on my hands after today.
ACTs tomorrow. Must sign off now so I can go to sleep so I can wake up by seven and be on the road by seven-thirty and attempt to do a really good job on the test. Shoulda gotten
think_tomorrow to tutor me... >_
