Bad Jokes

I am currently hijacking my grandfather's computer in Texas :D
Had a long car ride today (I even did some of the driving ^_^ (<--- proud of herself)), so had much time to think. Probably too much. Even with listening to a detective novel on CD.
On that note, I bring to you the following bad Magic Kaito jokes:

What's Black and White and read all over?
A Magic Kaito Yaoi doujinshi

What's Black and White and Red all over?
A bad Magic Kaito threesome

What's Black and White and Blue all over?
Icka's Vampyre AU
(to my continuing delight).

Okay, so that was really just the same joke told over three times. I was amused, so I don't care.
And now, I sleep.