Makes me wonder why we don't have a "You know you've had too much CFUD when..." list yet

I. Kinda just misread my account status as "pet account".

Now, "I spend too much time on CFUD" conclusions aside, I just can't help but wonder.

Exactly whose pet am I? And why haven't I shown up in the series yet, anyhow? (If I have, I want screencaps and/or other pictorial evidence.)


On a completely different note, it seems to be Invasion Of The Cute over at ratties.