Lyrics: The NaNoWriMo Low Word Count Blues

Ain't got no inspiration
No idea where to go
Bet you can read it in ev'ry sentence
How I tell but I don't show

Don't know how long I'm gonna make it
Think today I'm gonna lose
Can't get words onto paper
Got those NaNoWriMo Low Word Count Blues

First day in I made my quota
Made it there and then some more
Second day I fell behind, though
Day three, can't even see the shore

Got four pages left to write now
So I can try not to lose
Gotta get back to my quota, meet the deadline,
Beat these NaNoWriMo Low Word Count Blues

Now I don't know how they do it
The winners of years long gone
Can't get phrases order
Guess this conclusion's foregone

Not gonna make it in today
Not expecting any rescues
Someday I'm gonna beat 'em, though
Those NaNoWriMo Low Word Count Blues

Yeah, I'm givin' it all I've got now
Goin' huntin' for the muse
All to beat these God-forsaken
Stupid f*cking NaNoWriMo Low! Word! Count! Bluuuuuuues---!




Thank you, you've been a great audience, thank you!

(Yeah, these are so going towards my wordcount.)