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Jun. 24th, 2015 08:56 pmHooray, I have music all picked out and lined up for my opening shift tomorrow! And it all has lyrics, and most of it in a language I understand! (Which is just the one, alas. I gotta reapply myself to learning Esperanto at least...)
All this is to say, I am probably 98% less likely to spend the first two hours I'm at work thinking of things like this [NSFW, food discussed] to keep my brain occupied. Which, I mean, I literally sporfled at work when I thought of it, but it's not a series of jokes I can really tell in polite company.
(Yes, this does mean I assume you are either impolite company (and thus in good company), or know that you are polite company and probably wouldn't be interested in what's at the link.)
Also, I'm pretty sure I've discussed what I would call my bakery if I had one here before, but just in case I haven't: Link! (Possibly NSFW, food discussed.)
All this is to say, I am probably 98% less likely to spend the first two hours I'm at work thinking of things like this [NSFW, food discussed] to keep my brain occupied. Which, I mean, I literally sporfled at work when I thought of it, but it's not a series of jokes I can really tell in polite company.
(Yes, this does mean I assume you are either impolite company (and thus in good company), or know that you are polite company and probably wouldn't be interested in what's at the link.)
Also, I'm pretty sure I've discussed what I would call my bakery if I had one here before, but just in case I haven't: Link! (Possibly NSFW, food discussed.)
