Fairy Tale Not-Fic

So I was trying to write a post to share on Tumblr about how (extra) fucked up Beauty and the Beast would be if you flipped some particular gender roles, and ended up writing the story to the end? So I guess I'm posting it here as well, to keep from losing it.

Warning for dudely entitlement and related nastiness.

( Okay, but think for a few minutes about genderflipping Beauty and the Beast )