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Me last night, over the course of fifteen minutes: Oh jeez, I'm getting a headache.

Me: Wow, this is one bad headache.

Me: Wow, this is one annoyingly bad headache.

Me: Wow, this is one really annoyingly bad headache. I'm not sure I'll be able to fall asleep with a headache like thi—wait a second.
Me: I can take painkillers.


Me, ten more minutes after that: Ah, much better!
Me: *continues to play phone apps instead of sleeping*

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