And the main character of my life is...
Aug. 24th, 2010 10:01 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
soc_puppetDear Omniscient Author Whom I Assume Is Writing My Life*,
I hope you damn well have something nice lined up to make up for me eating a big heaping bowl of fail today, because I am not happy. I don't expect it to be anywhere near as nifty as, say, developing super powers or becoming a magical girl (or the best friend of a magical girl, even), but come on! Cut me a break here, would ya?
Also, I find "slice of life" stories to be boring as fuck when the lives they're slices of could well be mine. Just so you know.
Yours,
The Talent
* Technically, while this may have been inspired by that thar LKH wank, it was also inspired by my day being thoroughly shitty/failtastic.
For the record, I'm also reasonably sure that my desire to join/start a Church of the Omniscient Writer Being is at least 76% so I can make terrible meta jokes, and probably only 4% actually serious about it.
I hope you damn well have something nice lined up to make up for me eating a big heaping bowl of fail today, because I am not happy. I don't expect it to be anywhere near as nifty as, say, developing super powers or becoming a magical girl (or the best friend of a magical girl, even), but come on! Cut me a break here, would ya?
Also, I find "slice of life" stories to be boring as fuck when the lives they're slices of could well be mine. Just so you know.
Yours,
The Talent
* Technically, while this may have been inspired by that thar LKH wank, it was also inspired by my day being thoroughly shitty/failtastic.
For the record, I'm also reasonably sure that my desire to join/start a Church of the Omniscient Writer Being is at least 76% so I can make terrible meta jokes, and probably only 4% actually serious about it.
