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Silly Competitive Scenarios for Your OTP
They compete to see who can:
1. Give the other the most surprise hugs/kisses
2. Make the best meal for the other person
3. Go the longest without touching the other person
4. Buy the best gift for the other person with the least amount of money
5. Stay cuddled the before they have to get up
6. Stay awake the longest during movie night
7. Leave the most hickeys on the other person
8. Answer the most questions about the other person correctly
9. Outdo the other person on celebrating their mutual friend's birthday
10. Do the most daring dares during Truth or Dare
11. Tell the most embarrassing truths during Truth or Dare
12. Find out if they're right about some insignificant topic
13. Write the best poem or song about the other person
14. Win at a sport or game
15. Come up with more compliments about the other person
1. Give the other the most surprise hugs/kisses
LBH is the one who is more spontaneously physically affectionate, but SQQ wins this one by default, because Binghe basically passes out from joy the first time SQQ surprises him with a hug and a kiss.
2. Make the best meal for the other person
A tie. LBH is objectively the better cook, but he will insist that anything SQQ makes is the most delicious thing he's ever eaten in his entire life. SQQ eventually agrees to a tie just to keep LBH from spouting more nonsense about his mediocre cooking skills.
3. Go the longest without touching the other person
Inconclusive. You'd think SQQ, but he started getting super grumpy after being in LBH's presence for more than an hour and not being able to so much as pat his husband on the head. Meanwhile, Binghe is suffering. Silently, because it's apparently important to Shizun to do this! (Probably it's System enforced/prompted.) But oh, he is dying inside from Shizun being right there and Binghe having to restrain himself from touching. A random plot happened shortly after they started this mess that invalidated the contest, which they are both grateful for, one more vocally than the other.
4. Buy the best gift for the other person with the least amount of money
SQQ wins; all he has to do is tie a ribbon around himself and let LBH go to town. Binghe, on the other hand, would actually search across continents for the rarest tomes to gift to his teacher, and while he might not technically be spending money on some of them (depending on how he acquires them), his time is also worth a fair amount of money, as are any supplies he might need for the journey.
5. Stay cuddled the before they have to get up
Complicated. On the one hand, Binghe likes to make breakfast for SQQ, and that means getting up first! However, he spent five years cuddling an SQQ who literally couldn't cuddle him back, so he may have already won.
6. Stay awake the longest during movie night
Shen Yuan wins. Luo Binghe realizes very early that pretending to fall asleep during a movie will result in SY unconsciously draping an arm over his shoulders and toying with his hair, and sometimes even letting Binghe rest his head in his lap, so he does it at every opportunity. Sometimes this results in him actually falling asleep, but mostly he just drowses.
7. Leave the most hickeys on the other person
Usually LBH, but once in a while, typically after running into one of his would-be PIDW wives, SQQ will feel insecure enough to make sure everyone knows that his man is taken. He always regrets it in the morning when LBH shamelessly refuses to heal the marks and shows them off to the best of his abilities and available wardrobe, but SQQ inevitably conveniently forgets these consequences the next time he's worried about someone making a move on his husband.
8. Answer the most questions about the other person correctly
SQQ most likely; there's too much about Shen Yuan that LBH doesn't known. That said, SQQ still messes up a decent number of questions, because part of him is still working on his knowledge of the original PIDW Luo Binghe.
9. Outdo the other person on celebrating their mutual friend's birthday
Assuming they have people that they consider mutual friends, SQQ probably wins. Exceptions can be made for if LBH can turn a celebration around to fulfill something SQQ secretly wants, like hosting MBJ's birthday party(??? MBJ: "What is a 'birthday party'.") somewhere that will conveniently also feature specific wildlife for SQQ to observe.
10. Do the most daring dares during Truth or Dare
Luo Binghe. Gotta impress Shizun!
11. Tell the most embarrassing truths during Truth or Dare
Also Luo Binghe. He will not have any secrets from Shizun anymore! Even the most embarrassing tidbit is not too much for Shizun to ask him!
12. Find out if they're right about some insignificant topic
SQQ wins most of these with his knowledge of PIDW. He pretty much only loses when it's something that relied on the original plot going unaltered.
13. Write the best poem or song about the other person
Toss-up; SQQ inherited knowledge and skills of the gentlemanly arts from the Original Goods, so he knows his stuff, but LBH has Protagonist Powers on his side. When it comes to expressing his love for his husband, can LBH do worse than SQQ? That said, he's just as likely to pull the same thing as he did with "who can cook the better meal" and insist that anything SQQ makes for him is the best possible thing that has ever been made in the history of those things.
14. Win at a sport or game
Most likely LBH (Protagonist Powers again), but it's also possible he'd throw the game/sport to let SQQ win, consciously or otherwise.
15. Come up with more compliments about the other person
Another toss-up; LBH is more willing to do it to SQQ's face, but SQQ has practice from PIDW fandom, and is fully prepared to list off every single one of Binghe's good qualities if some ignorant asshole so much as accidentally insinuates that Binghe's not the greatest person who ever lived.
I plan to come back and do this for Avery and Zeek as well, but this is who we get today!
Silly Competitive Scenarios for Your OTP
They compete to see who can:
1. Give the other the most surprise hugs/kisses
2. Make the best meal for the other person
3. Go the longest without touching the other person
4. Buy the best gift for the other person with the least amount of money
5. Stay cuddled the before they have to get up
6. Stay awake the longest during movie night
7. Leave the most hickeys on the other person
8. Answer the most questions about the other person correctly
9. Outdo the other person on celebrating their mutual friend's birthday
10. Do the most daring dares during Truth or Dare
11. Tell the most embarrassing truths during Truth or Dare
12. Find out if they're right about some insignificant topic
13. Write the best poem or song about the other person
14. Win at a sport or game
15. Come up with more compliments about the other person
1. Give the other the most surprise hugs/kisses
LBH is the one who is more spontaneously physically affectionate, but SQQ wins this one by default, because Binghe basically passes out from joy the first time SQQ surprises him with a hug and a kiss.
2. Make the best meal for the other person
A tie. LBH is objectively the better cook, but he will insist that anything SQQ makes is the most delicious thing he's ever eaten in his entire life. SQQ eventually agrees to a tie just to keep LBH from spouting more nonsense about his mediocre cooking skills.
3. Go the longest without touching the other person
Inconclusive. You'd think SQQ, but he started getting super grumpy after being in LBH's presence for more than an hour and not being able to so much as pat his husband on the head. Meanwhile, Binghe is suffering. Silently, because it's apparently important to Shizun to do this! (Probably it's System enforced/prompted.) But oh, he is dying inside from Shizun being right there and Binghe having to restrain himself from touching. A random plot happened shortly after they started this mess that invalidated the contest, which they are both grateful for, one more vocally than the other.
4. Buy the best gift for the other person with the least amount of money
SQQ wins; all he has to do is tie a ribbon around himself and let LBH go to town. Binghe, on the other hand, would actually search across continents for the rarest tomes to gift to his teacher, and while he might not technically be spending money on some of them (depending on how he acquires them), his time is also worth a fair amount of money, as are any supplies he might need for the journey.
5. Stay cuddled the before they have to get up
Complicated. On the one hand, Binghe likes to make breakfast for SQQ, and that means getting up first! However, he spent five years cuddling an SQQ who literally couldn't cuddle him back, so he may have already won.
6. Stay awake the longest during movie night
Shen Yuan wins. Luo Binghe realizes very early that pretending to fall asleep during a movie will result in SY unconsciously draping an arm over his shoulders and toying with his hair, and sometimes even letting Binghe rest his head in his lap, so he does it at every opportunity. Sometimes this results in him actually falling asleep, but mostly he just drowses.
7. Leave the most hickeys on the other person
Usually LBH, but once in a while, typically after running into one of his would-be PIDW wives, SQQ will feel insecure enough to make sure everyone knows that his man is taken. He always regrets it in the morning when LBH shamelessly refuses to heal the marks and shows them off to the best of his abilities and available wardrobe, but SQQ inevitably conveniently forgets these consequences the next time he's worried about someone making a move on his husband.
8. Answer the most questions about the other person correctly
SQQ most likely; there's too much about Shen Yuan that LBH doesn't known. That said, SQQ still messes up a decent number of questions, because part of him is still working on his knowledge of the original PIDW Luo Binghe.
9. Outdo the other person on celebrating their mutual friend's birthday
Assuming they have people that they consider mutual friends, SQQ probably wins. Exceptions can be made for if LBH can turn a celebration around to fulfill something SQQ secretly wants, like hosting MBJ's birthday party(??? MBJ: "What is a 'birthday party'.") somewhere that will conveniently also feature specific wildlife for SQQ to observe.
10. Do the most daring dares during Truth or Dare
Luo Binghe. Gotta impress Shizun!
11. Tell the most embarrassing truths during Truth or Dare
Also Luo Binghe. He will not have any secrets from Shizun anymore! Even the most embarrassing tidbit is not too much for Shizun to ask him!
12. Find out if they're right about some insignificant topic
SQQ wins most of these with his knowledge of PIDW. He pretty much only loses when it's something that relied on the original plot going unaltered.
13. Write the best poem or song about the other person
Toss-up; SQQ inherited knowledge and skills of the gentlemanly arts from the Original Goods, so he knows his stuff, but LBH has Protagonist Powers on his side. When it comes to expressing his love for his husband, can LBH do worse than SQQ? That said, he's just as likely to pull the same thing as he did with "who can cook the better meal" and insist that anything SQQ makes for him is the best possible thing that has ever been made in the history of those things.
14. Win at a sport or game
Most likely LBH (Protagonist Powers again), but it's also possible he'd throw the game/sport to let SQQ win, consciously or otherwise.
15. Come up with more compliments about the other person
Another toss-up; LBH is more willing to do it to SQQ's face, but SQQ has practice from PIDW fandom, and is fully prepared to list off every single one of Binghe's good qualities if some ignorant asshole so much as accidentally insinuates that Binghe's not the greatest person who ever lived.
I plan to come back and do this for Avery and Zeek as well, but this is who we get today!
