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Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Prompt: "Watch where you're putting that!"
Title: A Simple Request
Of all the things Roy Mustang thought he would never do, ‘move in with Edward Elric’ had to be at the top of the list.
“Watch where you’re putting that!” Ed scolded from across the room.
Roy looked at the box in his hands. “Oh, I’m sorry, are you down there Ed? I didn’t see you there.”
Ed bristled. “WHO THE HELL IS SO SHORT YOU CAN’T EVEN SEE IF YOU’RE DROPPING SOMETHING ON TOP OF HIM OR NOT?!”
Roy shielded his eyes and looked in the direction the shout had come from. “So there’s where you went! It’s so easy to over-look you sometimes.”
Killing his boyfriend, Ed reminded himself while gritting his teeth, was not a good idea. At all. For one thing, Hawkeye would kill him. For another—well, there was the fantastic sex to consider. “You are not putting that box down there,” he informed Roy. “That’s where my notes are. If you put it down there, ink will be spilled, books will be smashed, and my notes will be ruined. If you ruined my notes, I would be forced to do something very nasty to you.”
Roy raised an eyebrow. “Oh? And what could you do to me?”
Ed grinned viciously. “You know what you said I’m exactly the right height for?” Roy swallowed, suddenly nervous, and nodded. Ed’s teeth glinted. “Well, that also makes me the perfect height for something else.”
Roy very quickly found somewhere else to put the box.
—Fin—
What is Ed also the perfect height to do? ...I'll leave that up to you to figure out.
For:mistressoffoxes
Fandom: Kindom Hearts
Prompt: "You would have thought that they knew by now, wouldn't you?"
Disclaimer: Kingdom Hearts is owned by not me.
Title: Wish Upon a Star-Shaped Fruit
Sora and Riku lay side by side in the sand, enjoying the sunlight and each other’s company. Abruptly, Sora turned his head to ask, “Say, Riku?”
“Hmm?”
“Do you think that maybe, well, we could… mumble mumble…”
Riku sat up. “I, uh, didn’t quite catch that.”
Sora, blushing fiercely, pointed to a particular tree. “Share a Paopu Fruit, dummy.”
“Oooh.” Riku made a show of considering it. “Sure, why not?”
Sora stared at Riku, and his face broke out into a hopeful smile. “Really?”
Riku smiled back and ruffled Sora’s hair. “Really.” He got to his feet and stretched. “C’mon, I’ll race you to the tree!”
Sora grinned. “You’re on!”
-----
Riku and Sora stared up at the Paopu tree. “Somehow,” Riku said, “I remember the tree being shorter.”
“And easier to climb,” Sora pointed out.
Riku nodded. “No kidding. I guess you’d better get started, then.”
Sora blanched. “What—me? Climb that?”
“Well, it might be a little difficult for me to do it after last night. And if I strained something, we wouldn’t be able to do that again for a while,” Riku pointed out innocently.
Sora blushed and scowled. “Fine, I’ll climb the damn tree,” he sniped.
-----
“Sora! Sora! Are you okay?!” Riku demanded, waving a hand in front of Sora’s face.
Sora opened his eyes dizzily and blinked at Riku. “Ugh… What happened?”
Riku’s face melted into a relieved smile and he hugged Sora tightly. “You fell off the tree. I’m glad you’re okay.”
Sora smiled, bringing his hands around Riku’s back. “Me, too.”
“You are not climbing that tree again,” Riku told him firmly.
Sora’s face fell. “What? But then how are we gonna get a Paopu Fruit?”
Someone near-by snorted. “You would have thought that they knew by now, wouldn’t you?”
Sora and Riku turned to see Selphie and Kairi looming over them. Selphie looked amused and Kairi looked put-upon.
“Here,” Kairi told them, handing them a star-shaped yellow fruit. “You can get these at the supermarket now.”
—Fin—
I went through several ideas before I came up with this one. The others, I thought, were far too sappy. Besides, I like the idea of being able to pick up Paopu Fruit at the supermarket; it kinda saps half the romance out of it, and the rest threatens to permanently associate the fruit with a comedy of errors ^_^
nekokenchanFandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Prompt: "Watch where you're putting that!"
Title: A Simple Request
Of all the things Roy Mustang thought he would never do, ‘move in with Edward Elric’ had to be at the top of the list.
“Watch where you’re putting that!” Ed scolded from across the room.
Roy looked at the box in his hands. “Oh, I’m sorry, are you down there Ed? I didn’t see you there.”
Ed bristled. “WHO THE HELL IS SO SHORT YOU CAN’T EVEN SEE IF YOU’RE DROPPING SOMETHING ON TOP OF HIM OR NOT?!”
Roy shielded his eyes and looked in the direction the shout had come from. “So there’s where you went! It’s so easy to over-look you sometimes.”
Killing his boyfriend, Ed reminded himself while gritting his teeth, was not a good idea. At all. For one thing, Hawkeye would kill him. For another—well, there was the fantastic sex to consider. “You are not putting that box down there,” he informed Roy. “That’s where my notes are. If you put it down there, ink will be spilled, books will be smashed, and my notes will be ruined. If you ruined my notes, I would be forced to do something very nasty to you.”
Roy raised an eyebrow. “Oh? And what could you do to me?”
Ed grinned viciously. “You know what you said I’m exactly the right height for?” Roy swallowed, suddenly nervous, and nodded. Ed’s teeth glinted. “Well, that also makes me the perfect height for something else.”
Roy very quickly found somewhere else to put the box.
—Fin—
What is Ed also the perfect height to do? ...I'll leave that up to you to figure out.
For:
mistressoffoxesFandom: Kindom Hearts
Prompt: "You would have thought that they knew by now, wouldn't you?"
Disclaimer: Kingdom Hearts is owned by not me.
Title: Wish Upon a Star-Shaped Fruit
Sora and Riku lay side by side in the sand, enjoying the sunlight and each other’s company. Abruptly, Sora turned his head to ask, “Say, Riku?”
“Hmm?”
“Do you think that maybe, well, we could… mumble mumble…”
Riku sat up. “I, uh, didn’t quite catch that.”
Sora, blushing fiercely, pointed to a particular tree. “Share a Paopu Fruit, dummy.”
“Oooh.” Riku made a show of considering it. “Sure, why not?”
Sora stared at Riku, and his face broke out into a hopeful smile. “Really?”
Riku smiled back and ruffled Sora’s hair. “Really.” He got to his feet and stretched. “C’mon, I’ll race you to the tree!”
Sora grinned. “You’re on!”
-----
Riku and Sora stared up at the Paopu tree. “Somehow,” Riku said, “I remember the tree being shorter.”
“And easier to climb,” Sora pointed out.
Riku nodded. “No kidding. I guess you’d better get started, then.”
Sora blanched. “What—me? Climb that?”
“Well, it might be a little difficult for me to do it after last night. And if I strained something, we wouldn’t be able to do that again for a while,” Riku pointed out innocently.
Sora blushed and scowled. “Fine, I’ll climb the damn tree,” he sniped.
-----
“Sora! Sora! Are you okay?!” Riku demanded, waving a hand in front of Sora’s face.
Sora opened his eyes dizzily and blinked at Riku. “Ugh… What happened?”
Riku’s face melted into a relieved smile and he hugged Sora tightly. “You fell off the tree. I’m glad you’re okay.”
Sora smiled, bringing his hands around Riku’s back. “Me, too.”
“You are not climbing that tree again,” Riku told him firmly.
Sora’s face fell. “What? But then how are we gonna get a Paopu Fruit?”
Someone near-by snorted. “You would have thought that they knew by now, wouldn’t you?”
Sora and Riku turned to see Selphie and Kairi looming over them. Selphie looked amused and Kairi looked put-upon.
“Here,” Kairi told them, handing them a star-shaped yellow fruit. “You can get these at the supermarket now.”
—Fin—
I went through several ideas before I came up with this one. The others, I thought, were far too sappy. Besides, I like the idea of being able to pick up Paopu Fruit at the supermarket; it kinda saps half the romance out of it, and the rest threatens to permanently associate the fruit with a comedy of errors ^_^
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Date: 2005-06-12 09:39 pm (UTC)The second one made me laugh so hard I nealy fell off my chair (and considered that my chair have armrests, that's pretty good!) ^_____________^
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Date: 2005-06-13 01:10 am (UTC)Good grief, that's a lotta laughter o_O I cannot help but be amused at the idea of a grocery store carrying the Paopu fruit X3 I mean, just imagine what would happen if a little kid got ahold of it in the store or something...
Ohshit, plunny *_* Darn you, creative mind!
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Date: 2005-06-13 06:57 am (UTC)*snicker* you're welcome ^.^