soc_puppet | Fic: Impatience: 1/1

Fandom: Detective Conan
Summary: Shin'ichi is in a hurry and makes a grave mistake.
Notes: Blame this time goes to Icka, thankyouverymuch. Yet more crack, genderswitch, probable OOC and general badness.
Fic: Impatience

Shin'ichi knew it was a bad idea, but he really had to go, so he barged into the bathroom--

--only to see Ai hastily zipping up the front of her--his pants.

Shin'ichi boggled. "Haibara?!"

Ai scowled. "Don't you know how to knock, Kudo?"

"Well, yeah, but--dammit, Ai, I thought you were a girl!"

"And, as you can see, I'm not. I thought you would've figured it out by now, mister Great Detective."

Shin'ichi leaned heavily against the sink, his head swimming. "I just don't get it. How did you--why did you--..."

Ai raised an eyebrow. "Well," 'she' drawled, "I was raised in America, after all."

--Fin--

Despite what its culture would have you think, America is actually seen as more GLBT-friendly. Considering that Japanese people came up with such concepts as The Height Rule and Uke and Seme, I tend to agree.

Brought to you by Gadfly Productions: abusing cliches for your amusement.

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