Fic(?): The Scholar's Tale: 1/1

Nathan was being lazy about typing this up, so I volunteered to do it instead and he decided to let me -_-. Still, at least it goes up.

Fandom: Okay, this is a bit tricky. Technically it's an original Cantebury Tale, but it doesn't do anything to the frame, so would it be OrigiFic or what?
Background Info: The teacher who gave us this assignment (our World Lit teacher) is Mr. Hartwig; he also gave us the Right-Brain Dante assignment.
Author: think_tomorrow with a little help from socchan
Title: ( The Scholar's Tale )

Once you're done reading this here, go over to Nathan's journal (he said he would be copy-pasting this there as well) and bug him to write more! Offer up plot bunnies as sacrifices.

Edit: This poem/story/thing is now up in Nathan's journal! Go visit to see *gasp* my actual name!!!!!!111!!1eine!! And to comment.

Chocolate Covered Ramen

About half of you probably just lost your previous meal. Also, I blame mistressoffoxes. She mentioned chocolate and ramen in the same sentence, so it's officially her fault.

(It's actually not bad O_o.)

What you need:
*Dry ramen, broken into pieces the size of a bite or two
*Melting chocolate
*Something to melt the chocolate _in_
*Wax paper
Instructions for chocolate (compliments of ysabet, the Goddess of Kitchen Discord, Odd Recipes and Writing) can be found here.
Lay out the wax paper on a nice flat surface. Dip one side of each piece of ramen in the chocolate, then let it dry on the wax paper chocolate-side-up. By 'one side' I mean one of the sides with the most surface area. Don't be too heavy-handed with the chocolate--too much covers up the taste of the ramen. A light coating is ideal. Allow to dry. Eat.

Also, Ysabet, if you're reading this, I'd like to know if you've ever experimented with tofu and chocolate. And, if you haven't, how you could be bribed into doing it so I wouldn't have to.