WIP: Furuba/Saiyuki Crossover: a-b/1

Been in a bit of a blue funk lately, which hasn't helped my resolution to update LJ every day, but for whatever reason seems to be helping my writing O_o. I really hope it's not the start of a trend, though.
Story's only diologue now, and I hope it's clear enough from what's said who is speaking but I can't be positive, so I'll probably go through and add more(?) narration later. The actual crossover with Saiyuki also doesn't appear in either of these two sceenes, though it should show up in the third.

Fandom: Saiyuki/Furuba crossover (Furuba-verse)
For: summercloud, in delighted retaliation for my birthday fic ^_^
Blame: Helendragon's (friend of mine IRL, big Saiyuki fan; has an account on Deviantart)
Disclaimer: I own neither Saiyuki nor Fruits Basket more's the pity. This story is written for entertainment and revenge as thanks.
Summary: Fusion of sorts between Saiyuki and Fruits Basket. Only four characters actually replaced. You'll catch on eventually. C&C desperately wanted.
Fic: ( Title needed; help? )