More crack, please!

I seem to be in a bad mood today. Possibly because I forgot to take my medication yesterday, and possibly because I woke up at five fifteen in the morning to go see some neat traditional Mexican dancing at church and risk being sick on the pew in front of me only to find out that it didn't actually count as mass and the dancing wasn't what any of us had been expecting. (We were expecting Spanish dancing, which is the impression Father Rudy gave us, as well as the impression that it would be a real mass at five-thirty and not just people sitting around saying the Rosary in Spanish.) On the plus side, it was amusing to see Maria-sama on the lap of the dancers' skirt things and Jesus on the seat.

Planning to write KakaGai blanket!fic to cheer myself up, because the world needs more crack, and I need more Beautiful Manly Love (etc etc). Also planning to resist actually writing really screwed up yuri Hyuugacest; just because I'm in a bad mood is no reason to fuck with people's minds to quite that extent. I usually prefer the amusing sort of crack!fic, I assure all of you. (Why is it I get more screwed up yuri fic plunnies than screwed up yaoi fic plunnies? D: It's not fair! And I haven't gotten any effed-up het!fic plunnies yet, though having said that I imagine it's just a matter of time.)

One day, I need to spend some time just getting all the dark screwed-up fics out of my system.

Also, the next time my brother brings up the Morkubine Porcupine thing, I'm going to smack him.

Edit: Socchan: I feel like traumatizing innocent fangirls right now.
Socchan: ...Wait. Innocent fangirls is a contradiction in terms.
Socchan: I just feel like traumatizing fangirls, then.

Edit 2: WTF, LJ. I thought you were giving me comment notifications again.