The Lego analogy is particularly ingenious, I thought

This is quite possibly the most brilliant thing I have read all day. Perhaps even the last three days, all Obama-related news excepted.

(Keep in mind that the object of the community is to list all of the reasons other people give for disliking your OTP (or whatever) and/or the exact antithesis(...es?) of why you ship your ship of choice, so that anyone who reads has the option of either spamming you with adorable macros or writing/drawing pr0n geared specifically towards your kinks in the guise of flames. I know I haven't said it in a while, guys, but pornandkittens is awesome on toast.)