A certain sunburn remedy

I have just finished applying aloe, coconut oil, and honey to my sunburned areas, as suggested by a particular website's remedy. My pet rats, Phineas and Ferb, would very much like to know A) why I smell so delicious, and B) would I allow them to taste?

Sorry, boys, but the answer will have to be "no". As much as I'm sure it wouldn't hurt you, I want this to help me, and for that I need it not to be systematically cleaned off my skin by adorable rodents. Or anything else, really. You still have plenty of dried banana slices and roasted peas, though, so I know you're well taken care of in terms of delicious things to eat.

Fingers crossed that my burns will be lesser tomorrow. If not, at least I'll still smell really good.