Random "Make Betas Sexy" 'verse thought

Brain: Hey, so, how xeno do we want to go with this ABO remake we're doing? 'Cuz I know knotting is fairly standard, but if we're tearing half the stuff down and rebuilding anyway, we can basically go bananas if we feel like it. Thoughts?

Me: I thought we were working on that ML fic? With the cheese? And the [spoilers]?

Brain: Yeah, but I don't want to forget this while we're doing that, so note this down real quick. I'm thinking, antlers for Alphas, fins and gills for Betas, insect wings for Omegas?

Me: *buries face in hands* Let me get back to you on that.

Brain: Cool cool cool, as long as we don't forget.