soc_puppet | I hope we have Muppets DVDs somewhere around the house...

I am currently in the midst of what appears to be crazy chemical ups and downs, some of which may or may not involve writing. Clearly the solution is to find and install that Swedish Chef Talk widget. Why? Because the Muppets make everything better. No ifs, ands or buts. That said, any angst or emo found in this post later will be in said Chef Talk.

Ah, here we are!

Su tudey I becked oooot ooff zee gerege-a bedly egeeen, thoos oonce-a egeeen vrencheeng zee reeght seede-a murrur frum zee cer. (Nut cumpletely, ooff cuoorse-a; it still hed ceble-a stooffff tu keep it oon.) Inded up utileezing dooct tepe-a tu reettech it fur noo. Hupeffoolly thet veell vurk. I'm nunezeeless froostreted veet myselff thet I hefe-a muneged tu du thees fur a secund time-a.
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Zee oobfeeuoos sulooshun is tu coot murrur sluts in zee gerege-a duur seedes su I vun't ifer hefe-a tu vurry ebooot thet egeeen.
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I'm elsu getting sume-a pretty heefy jub unxeeety reeght noo. Es in, "Du I ectooelly vunt tu get a jub?" und "Vhy du I vunt tu get a jub?" Theengs leeke-a thet. I joost feel leeke-a I'm spreedeeng myselff tuu theen vheele-a tryeeng tu feend a jub. Et thees rete-a, I'm joost gueeng tu breek doon und try und impluy myselff et McDuneld's oor Vendy's oor sumetheeng. I'll leekely nefer be-a eble-a tu iet zeere-a egeeen, boot it's nut fery heelthy fur me-a unyvey.
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In zee meedst ooff thees, I'm beeeng plegooed by zee desure-a tu joost seet doon und vreete-a oor drev oor du thet foonky munga-ka theeng. Zee furst is must leekely tu my fuceboolery beeeng beck, a fect I cuooldn't be-a heppeeer ebooot. Thees hes su fer resoolted in my geefing in tu zee urge-a tu joost geefe-a up und meke-a zee "furst" Tentecooler stury intu a leeght nufel. I'fe-a gut zee furst chepter dune-a, und oonly fegooe-a pluns fur zee rest ooff it. Iff I reech nufella lengt, I'll cell it a sooccess. Hell, iff I cun joost get tu zee pert vhere-a Derryl furst leerns thet Iceroos is a tentecle-a munster I'll cell it a sooccess. Su fer I'fe-a oonly muneged tu istebleesh thet Derryl hes pet feesh und thet Iceroos is still hefeeng truooble-a recugneezing hundshekes. Ooh, und guttee zeem tu mufe-a intu un epertment tugezeer. Thet tuu.
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I'm elsu eeeming tu ieezeer feenish ideeting thet Cleure-a-und-Semuntha theeng (und theenk ooff a demn title-a elreedy su I dun't hefe-a tu cell it "Cleure-a [Und Semuntha]") oor feenish und ideet unuzeer shurt oor tvu tu send in tu TukyuPup's RSuM cuntest. (Nute-a tu selff: check up oon thet.) Zee mooteted Yu! Keeetuoo! is neebbling neecely, thet meeght vurk; I cuoold elsu du a mooch ebreedged ferseeun ooff zee 'eentru' chepter tu Boy Bund. ...Still need tu cume-a up veet a better cuncept fur Yu Tengu Dulures.
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Thet's ebooot ell fur noo. I mey oor mey nut eed up subbeeng tu Chreestine-a tumurroo, und Dr. Key effter thet. *seegh* Ooh Pruzec, vhy moost ve-a hefe-a thees vurk/nut vurk releshunsheep?

There, that's much funnier than it would be in standard English. I so have to do this to Sonoko sometime soon XD (My only worry is that it would offend Jak-mun, but ~~since when have we worried about whether we offend people or not~~ it shouldn't be too much of a problem.)

Edit: FOR THE REST OF THE DAY (and by the rest of the day I mean "tomorrow"), I WILL ONLY BE REPLYING TO COMMENTS IN SWEDISH CHEF LANGUAGE. ...Which may or may not include responses to the kink!fic meme, it will depend on how I'm feeling. Or maybe I could open a new kink!fic meme... Hmm...