soc_puppet | Post of Grossness and TMI

Dear F'list,

This post pertains mainly to the scatological (second definition). As such, you may not want to read under the cut, and are 100% excused from doing so. Any of you who chose to read on have been duly warned.

Yours,

socchan

Considering my essentially lifelong neurosis, one of the side effects of Strattera, and a similar effect caused by the consumption of my iron supplements (helping me donate blood and save lives), it should be unsurprising that I am no stranger to unintentionally clogging the toilet by digestive means alone. (Not that I don't wipe, it just isn't the reason the clog happens.) While I have gotten used to this state of affairs, this is not to say that I am happy with it. Far from it in fact, especially given my body's recent tendency to imitate this segment of Don Hertzfeldt's short cartoon, Rejected.

I really, really don't think that's a good location for an open and/or re-opening wound. Just saying.

Long story short, if anyone could recommend a very mild laxative, or food with similar properties (other than prunes, hopefully), I would be quite grateful.

And I'm done being gross now.