Mistletoe [1/1]
Dec. 25th, 2011 11:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
soc_puppetBefore the Xmas is over where I am, because I am not cool enough to pull off posting it ironically on Boxing Day.
Fandom: Homestuck
Prompt: Via![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
homesmut, in a Happystuck-specific reverse prompt: I'm offering ultra quick kiss-at-midnight-on-New-Years happystuck mini-fills. I figure that fits the "an obligation kiss is totally a good excuse to get my mack on with whoever I'm into" niche without the religious holiday baggage of mistletoe. (Here.) And then someone asked for Dave/John and I accidentally mistletoe'd anyway /)_(\ At least it's multi-religion?
Warnings: Possible casual disregard for religious sincerity?
Fic: Mistletoe
"Hey Dave, check out what I've got!"
Dave surveyed the extremely terrible Santa hat John was wearing: it seemed to be supported by wire and was stretching out over his head, with a piece of mistletoe hanging from the puffball at the end. "Nice job, but you do know I don't celebrate Christmas, right?"
John's face fell. "Oh; you don't?"
"Nope. Bro raised me Muslim since I was four." Dave sniffed and wiped an imaginary tear from his eye. "Most patriotic man I know."
John rubbed the back of his neck and looked at Dave shyly. "Does this mean you're not going to kiss me?"
With one smooth motion, Dave reached out and pulled John in so he could seal their lips together. He managed to pull back before he could get too distracted. "I hope you understood that, Egbert, or you're going to have to start taking remedial Strider-ese."
John smiled derpily. "I think I got it, but would you mind running it by me again?"
Dave was happy to oblige.
--Fin--
I'm pretty sure I didn't do enough research for this, but at least the math should be close to right?
Fandom: Homestuck
Prompt: Via
homesmut, in a Happystuck-specific reverse prompt: I'm offering ultra quick kiss-at-midnight-on-New-Years happystuck mini-fills. I figure that fits the "an obligation kiss is totally a good excuse to get my mack on with whoever I'm into" niche without the religious holiday baggage of mistletoe. (Here.) And then someone asked for Dave/John and I accidentally mistletoe'd anyway /)_(\ At least it's multi-religion?Warnings: Possible casual disregard for religious sincerity?
Fic: Mistletoe
"Hey Dave, check out what I've got!"
Dave surveyed the extremely terrible Santa hat John was wearing: it seemed to be supported by wire and was stretching out over his head, with a piece of mistletoe hanging from the puffball at the end. "Nice job, but you do know I don't celebrate Christmas, right?"
John's face fell. "Oh; you don't?"
"Nope. Bro raised me Muslim since I was four." Dave sniffed and wiped an imaginary tear from his eye. "Most patriotic man I know."
John rubbed the back of his neck and looked at Dave shyly. "Does this mean you're not going to kiss me?"
With one smooth motion, Dave reached out and pulled John in so he could seal their lips together. He managed to pull back before he could get too distracted. "I hope you understood that, Egbert, or you're going to have to start taking remedial Strider-ese."
John smiled derpily. "I think I got it, but would you mind running it by me again?"
Dave was happy to oblige.
--Fin--
I'm pretty sure I didn't do enough research for this, but at least the math should be close to right?
