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May. 9th, 2019 01:35 amThere's a joke somewhere that connects: A) The Biblical concept of rainbows as a reminder of God's promise never to flood the world again; B) The mass societal rejection of anything with rainbows as soon as queer folks started using them; and C) The rising sea level due to climate change. Maybe someday I'll even have my thoughts in order enough to make it properly.
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Date: 2019-05-09 06:40 am (UTC)...
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Date: 2019-05-09 06:45 am (UTC)The Straights (TM): Hey, these colors are really pretty! Let's put them on everything!
Queer Folks ft. Gilbert Baker: You're right, they are! They're also a great representation of diversity and unity!
The Striaghts (TM): Uh, did we just say they were pretty? Because they aren't. They're gay.
The Straights (TM): Rainbows are now banned from everything forever, unless those things are also gay.
Queer Folks: o_O Okay, whatever; more colors for us.
God: What was that about rejecting my promise not to flood the world again now that it's even more closely associated with love and acceptance? Because I can see you've already gotten started on your own flood plan there.
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Date: 2019-05-09 06:47 am (UTC)*rolls up*
*whacks mother upside head with*
:D