soc_puppet | Another SVSSS joint plunny (Reply)

Imagine Shen Yuan's original world, everything is normal except people can just shape shift into 1 animal form. And pidw doesn't have that.

(Airplane was constantly made to stay in animal form by his parents so they didn't have to deal with him)

So SY as SQQ is DESPERATE to have cat time. I've the ooc lock is gone, all bets are off He finds himself climbing trees and furniture. If he walks into a Sunbeam he'll just stop mid sentence and stand there baking until something snaps him out of it

And he is always desperately searching for some plot device that will let him be a cat again. Unfortunately, since airplane hated being an animal so much, there are only 2 in the whole world bc he was paid a LOT of money for that specific kink and hated it the whole time.

The other peak lords really think SQQ has lost it and that this is either grief bc of without a cure or a direct side effect of it.

LBH loves Catzun and completely and shamelessly indulges SQQ when he flips over to cat brain. (He hides bird feeders near the bamboo house, he grows small patches of cat nip and mixes it into sqq 's regular incense)

SQH witnesses SQQ notice a bird and all but kkkkkkkk at it and goes "wtf" and they have their transmigrator reveal early.

LBH is jealous both because SQH speaks the same dialect as Shizun, but is also nonplussed by cat mode, which seems to deter even the likes of LQG.

Clearly he has to find some means to let Shizun be a cat in order to win his heart.

soc_puppet:

Okay, but let’s level up the dramatic irony a little bit here.

The System offers a way for Shen Qingqiu to unlock his own animal transformation in this world. It costs only slightly less than not throwing Binghe in the Abyss. Shen Qingqiu figures he’ll focus on circumventing the Abyss first, and then he can work on racking up points to be able to turn into a cat again. Can’t turn into a cat if he’s a human stick, after all!

And then he still has to shove Luo Binghe into the Abyss, because the System jacked up the price just like fucking airlines raising ticket costs the closer it gets to departure date. The one saving grace is that the System didn’t also raise the cost of the animal transformation unlock, so at least he can now buy that with all of his accumulated points, and he’ll be able to hide from Binghe as a cat instead of being turned into a human stick! Surely not even a vengeance-driven Luo Binghe would A) Recognize him as a cat in a world where animal transformation is so rare as to be unheard of, or B) Be so dastardly as to torture an animal! All he has to do now is—

And then the System informs him that it has reset all of his points to zero due to Binghe’s heartbreak levels.

Son of a bitch.

(Bonus: One of the two methods of unlocking animal transformation is located in the Abyss. Luo Binghe finds it and brings it back with him in the hopes that it will win his shizun over and make him not hate Binghe anymore. It’s gotta be worth a try, right?)