Drunken Sailor Song Challenge
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soc_puppetGot out of gym yesterday to go listen to/watch the Hampton Quartet ^_^. It's like a regular string quartet in that there are two violinists, one cellist and one violist, but unlike a regular string quartet in that, instead of Mozart, they play classic rock ^___^. Very good thing to get out of gym for.
Also, so much hate for the bridge projects. Especially the fact that we aren't allowed to use chopsticks, even though I could probably supply ten per group for all the physics students this year. *sigh*
Was reminded recently of what my friends and I did to keep ourselves entertained on the bus ride to Luzern (Switzerland) last summer. We sang the Drunken Sailor Song ^_^ You know, that one song that goes 'What do you do with a drunken sailor (repeat twice) early in the morning?' and then you have to make up the verses. After about ten minutes we got pretty good at it ^_^.
Things we did to a drunken sailor:
Tie him up and throw him overboard
Shave his belly with a rusty razor (Senpai really liked that one ^^;)
Stomp around and make loud noises (one of the few where the end is altered, from 'early in the morning' to 'cause he's all hungover')
Dress him up in women's clothing
Take some compromising photos
etc...
It kind-of mutated from there to become the Yaoi Fangirl Song ^^. As in, What do you do with a Yaoi fangirl?
(Lock 'er in a cage with two bishonen
Give her doujins, make her translate
Take away her slashy manga
Sign her up for anime con staff
...and so forth)
As I was submersed in Detektiv Conan manga at the time, it also mutated (for me) into the Drunken Kaitou song ^^;, but I couldn't really think of any verses (and it's more fun to do with other people anyway).
So! Your challenge, should you be interested: What would you do with a Drunken Sailor/Yaoi Fangirl/Drunken Kaitou? I need more verses.
Also, so much hate for the bridge projects. Especially the fact that we aren't allowed to use chopsticks, even though I could probably supply ten per group for all the physics students this year. *sigh*
Was reminded recently of what my friends and I did to keep ourselves entertained on the bus ride to Luzern (Switzerland) last summer. We sang the Drunken Sailor Song ^_^ You know, that one song that goes 'What do you do with a drunken sailor (repeat twice) early in the morning?' and then you have to make up the verses. After about ten minutes we got pretty good at it ^_^.
Things we did to a drunken sailor:
Tie him up and throw him overboard
Shave his belly with a rusty razor (Senpai really liked that one ^^;)
Stomp around and make loud noises (one of the few where the end is altered, from 'early in the morning' to 'cause he's all hungover')
Dress him up in women's clothing
Take some compromising photos
etc...
It kind-of mutated from there to become the Yaoi Fangirl Song ^^. As in, What do you do with a Yaoi fangirl?
(Lock 'er in a cage with two bishonen
Give her doujins, make her translate
Take away her slashy manga
Sign her up for anime con staff
...and so forth)
As I was submersed in Detektiv Conan manga at the time, it also mutated (for me) into the Drunken Kaitou song ^^;, but I couldn't really think of any verses (and it's more fun to do with other people anyway).
So! Your challenge, should you be interested: What would you do with a Drunken Sailor/Yaoi Fangirl/Drunken Kaitou? I need more verses.
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Date: 2005-01-26 10:39 pm (UTC)Put 'em in bed with Colonel Mustang...
Set him on fire and use him to read by...
Dress him up like Sailor Uranus...
Put him in a thong and make him do push-ups...
Gag him tightly and sell him on eBay...
Clap him in irons and feed 'em to youkai...
................Early In The Mooooooooooooorrrrnnning!!!
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Date: 2005-01-27 12:27 am (UTC)"Put 'em in bed with Colonel Mustang...
Set him on fire and use him to read by..."
Might the first lead to the second?
"Dress him up like Sailor Uranus..."
A whole new meaning to the term 'sailor senshi'.
"Put him in a thong and make him do push-ups..."
...But only if he's good-looking.
"Gag him tightly and sell him on eBay..."
I'll split the profits with you.
"Clap him in irons and feed 'em to youkai..."
Drunken Sailor Youkai Feed! The only youkai food guaranteed to pacify even the most ornery Japanese folk creature with one serving! Accept no substitutions! (Does not work on Kitsune, Tengu, or Kappa)
My brother's suggestion for what to be done with a drunken sailor:
"Send him to an AA meeting"