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(socchan is seen sitting at her computer, reading vampire!fic)
Socchan: Hmmm... if I was a vampire, I probably wouldn't be able to donate blood any more.
Socchan: ...I wonder what vampires have instead of blood? They can't still have the same blood that humans do, because their body digests it.
Socchan: Maybe food runs in their veins...?
Socchan: *pause* *laughs for 30 seconds* *wipes tear away* Oh God, that's awful! I gotta share it...!

Now, of course, I'm thinking that blood would run through a vampire's veins, but only until it was digested--which is why they have to keep getting refills ^_~ (Socchan: And then different vampires would need a refill at different times, though the average is about 23 hours, and...) Still need to think of explanations for other stuff, though. I'll get back to it later, maybe.

Socchan: Now, a stake through the heart is only relevant if the heart is what transports the blood through the body--and thus is still beating...

Date: 2005-05-12 09:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mistressoffoxes.livejournal.com
*is very amused*

Ever told you that I love your train of thoughts? ^.^

Date: 2005-05-13 03:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] phantom-kaito.livejournal.com
The whole stake-through-the-heart-dusting thing nwas invented by Buffy, I think. Wooden stakes originally weren't used to kill vampire, simply nail them to thier coffins. Something about the stake and the vampire forming a cross or something.

glad you liked the serial killer stuff, have any questions (or just a morbid interest-like me) just ask ^.^

Date: 2005-05-14 04:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] phantom-kaito.livejournal.com
Well, if you're going for pure derangemant, Albert Fish is one of the most depraved souls ever (his favorite way of getting off was sticking needles in...uncomfortable places. The psyche ward didn't believe him until the x-ray'd him to find 24 needle in his pelvic region (I actually have a picture.

Not much stirs up controversy liek Mary Bell. She murdered two kindergardeners when she was only 11 years old.

ANd I will always feel sympathy for The Barfly Strangler. He tried so hard to be stopped! he recognized the warning signs and tried to get help, but was turned down. There is no word for how...shoddy..the police work is on this case.

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