Why Hannah Rocks

Okay, so I've been shoving the art that ickaimp made me in exchange for putting up Distraction early in all my RL friends' faces XD and going, "Look what Icka drew me! Isn't it great? =D" at them. Lunch time rolls around and Hannah wanders by, so I shove the picture in her face.
Hannah: What's this?
Me: Fanart that Icka drew me ^___^
Hannah: *points to Sitting!Hakuba* Who's this?
Me: Hakuba Saguru.
Hannah: *points to Kaito* Who's this?
Me: Kuroba Kaito.
Hannah: *points to Flashback!Hakuba* Who's this?
Me: Also Hakuba Saguru.
Hannah: *points to Shin'ichi* And who's this?
Me: Kudo Shin'ichi.
Hannah: Ah.
Me: I have the fic it's drawn from with me, if you'd like to read it. *pulls fic printout from bag*
Hannah: Hey, it's short! Why not. *reads the fic*
Me: *sits there patiently*
Hannah: Why'd Shin'ichi kiss Hakuba?
Me: Because Shin'ichi was trying to pick a lock and Hakuba wouldn't shut up and let him work.
Hannah: Okay.
*pause*
Hannah: Wait, did _you_ write this?
Me: ^___^ Yup
Hannah: ! That's great! *quotes back parts she liked* To tell the truth, I was expecting Kaito to kiss Hakuba at the end to tease him.
Me: O_o... That would work, too!

So, Distraction Alternate Ending:
Kaito's grin widened, and Saguru groaned internally. He was leering, the bastard. "Do I get a kiss, too, Saguru-chan?" Kaito purred. Across the room, Koizumi Akako cat-called.

Hakuba exploded.
---Re: Fin---
(Okay, well, maybe not; I'm still not entirely satisfied with it. Maybe I'll do more re-touching later.)

You want to know the best part about this? Hannah knows Jack Diddly about Detective Conan and Magic Kaito ^____^. I mean, she's heard me talk at her about them, but that's _it_. So, much love for Hannah. *glomps Hannah*