OrigiFic: King Art: 1/1

In celebration of my getting to read Chretien de Troyes' Arthurian Romances and loving all over them (as predicted), I present a short bit of original parody fiction that I wrote in tenth grade (two years ago). It was for a class assignment ("Write a King Arthur parody"), and I hope you also get a laugh out of it ^^v.

Fandom: None/Arthurian Legends (parody)
Summary: The land calls for a new King.
OrigiFic: ( King Art )

It's official: I'm an Arthurian Legends geek.