ASdklfjasdfs so much snow *_*

Coworkers: Oh woe unto us, naught but the slightest trace of flurries have fallen this year; truly, there will be no white Christmas!

Me: Listen, I have to drive through that stuff for half an hour at fuck o'clock in the morning, quite possibly before the roads are plowed. As far as I'm concerned, bring on the grassy Christmases.

Coworkers: DDD:

Me: ...Fine. Snow is allowed to fall after I get home on Christmas Eve, and the roads have to be clear again before I leave the house to open on Boxing Day.

Coworkers: :DDD

Weather: :DDD
Weather: *follows instructions to a T*

--Four Days Later--

Weather: BTW, you should have been more specific.
Weather: *dumps three plus inches of snow all over the immediate area*

Me: *scheduled to open the next three days*
Me: ...Fuuuuuck.

In completely unrelated news

There are two non-canon Homestuck Aspects I've been wanting to design for aaaaaages now, if only so we could have the Prince of Fresh and the Heir of Bell.