ASdklfjasdfs so much snow *_*
Dec. 29th, 2017 05:26 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
soc_puppetCoworkers: Oh woe unto us, naught but the slightest trace of flurries have fallen this year; truly, there will be no white Christmas!
Me: Listen, I have to drive through that stuff for half an hour at fuck o'clock in the morning, quite possibly before the roads are plowed. As far as I'm concerned, bring on the grassy Christmases.
Coworkers: DDD:
Me: ...Fine. Snow is allowed to fall after I get home on Christmas Eve, and the roads have to be clear again before I leave the house to open on Boxing Day.
Coworkers: :DDD
Weather: :DDD
Weather: *follows instructions to a T*
--Four Days Later--
Weather: BTW, you should have been more specific.
Weather: *dumps three plus inches of snow all over the immediate area*
Me: *scheduled to open the next three days*
Me: ...Fuuuuuck.
Me: Listen, I have to drive through that stuff for half an hour at fuck o'clock in the morning, quite possibly before the roads are plowed. As far as I'm concerned, bring on the grassy Christmases.
Coworkers: DDD:
Me: ...Fine. Snow is allowed to fall after I get home on Christmas Eve, and the roads have to be clear again before I leave the house to open on Boxing Day.
Coworkers: :DDD
Weather: :DDD
Weather: *follows instructions to a T*
--Four Days Later--
Weather: BTW, you should have been more specific.
Weather: *dumps three plus inches of snow all over the immediate area*
Me: *scheduled to open the next three days*
Me: ...Fuuuuuck.
