I mean to get at least a bit of one typed up tonight...

Brain: Hey, you know what we should do instead of taking a shower right now?
Me: What.
Brain: Type up some crochet patterns! There's several we've been meaning to get to, and that's including the first of our FTH patterns that is nearly done.
Me: ...Listen. I need to shower. It is very important that I shower, and today that also includes washing my hair. I will take a moment to go grab our pattern book from the crafting nook and put it next to the laptop so we can type up a pattern or two, but we can only start transcribing after the shower. Understood?
Brain: ...Fine.

Me: *finishes showering* Okay, time to type up patterns now!
Brain: Nah, don't feel like it anymore.
Me: ...Flames. Flames, on the sides of my face—


Edit: Ha-ha, the hippo pattern is now typed up! Victory for me! 😈