Pronoun Trouble

*turns off strike tags*

Okay, it's like this. The Gay Bar fic is a staple in 'crime fighting' fandoms. Or just fandoms that involve missions of any sort. Totally saw a Naruto one that made me cringe but everyone else seemed to love DD: Usually, it's to try and catch a criminal with... special interests in that area. Things happen, they get a room, they end up having sex. ...I have no idea what happens to the criminal in the end of most of these.

Here, harukami can explain it better than I can.

...Anyway. A parody of that sort of fic, if possible. Can be AU or crossover or whatever, and the investigator can be on a solo mission if need be. *totally has the beginning of a premise, if you need it*