Dr report and (DC/MK) train of thought
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soc_puppetDr's appt went very well today ^__^ Managed to get a note excusing me from today's French test, so I have the next half-hour or so open. Planning to take it in the test center tomorrow if possible, and monday if not. Will hopefully feel better then.
And now, for your enjoyment, a train of thought.
Socchan: *is minding her own business and/or thinking of ways to make Shin'ichi's/Kaito's/Hakuba's life hell* *(Heiji does it well enough on his own, really)*
Brain: You know what we should do?
Socchan: *distractedly* What?
Brain: We should write another Black-and-White lemon fic. Make it into a trilogy with Capture and Stripped.
Socchan: ...Okay, for one thing, no. For another thing, I said I was going to write het sex next. And for a third thing, no.
...Also, the only place timeline-wise I can think of to set the lemon to make it a trilogy, even unofficially, would be between the first two. It would have to involve Hakuba revealing that he knows Kid's identity, and Kaito not denying it, and I can't think of how just now. And also, it might not involve sex at all. ...Anyway, no.
Brain: You know what else we could do? We should take one of the really cliché, over-used yaoi plots and stick it in a yuri pairing. The yuri 'genre' is so small that it'll seem like an entirely new concept!
Socchan: Look, I am not writing the fic in which Akako tries to ensnare Kid with a love spell, only to have it backfire and hit Aoko instead, and then have Akako finding herself falling in love with Aoko anyway and then being wracked with wangst over what to do about the spell for who knows how many chapters, only for it to turn out that Aoko loved her anyway and just didn't express it until the spell hit.
Brain: ...
Socchan: Anyway, I'm not doing it. I'm not going to milk UST like that for anythinguntil I start my own manga. Then I'll think about it. Besides, I'm enough of an elitist bitch to think of that sort of plot as 'below' me, even if I could manage to execute it well. Small Things is going to be my only indulgence in that case, and even that I'm stuck on. (Anyway, that plot would be far better if it was Heiji who swiped an aphrodisiac from Ai and used it on Kazuha or something. That would be hilarious.)
Brain: ...Or you know what we could do? We could write a Black-and-White lemon sequel to Capture and not tie it into Stripped after all. And things could be kinda weird between Hakuba and Kaito at school, and Hakuba would eventually corner the Kid in his next heist, and he'd be, "About last time--" and the Kid would be all, "Forget what happened last time, I know it was a spur-of-the-moment thing, sorry I took advantage of you, won't happen again, yadda yadda yadda." And Hakuba would interrupt and be all, "No, I don't care about that. I'm annoyed because I didn't get to touch you." And Kid would go, "Really? Oh." And Hakuba would pin him and blow him against a wall or something.
...We haven't actually written a blowjob yet, by the way.
Socchan: *covering her ears* Lalalalala, not listening! Lalalalala---
.....Yeeeah. I'm ashamed to admit that I'm actually tempted by the second one (though again, the Heiji version would be hilarious and awesome, and I should think about doing that), but the third is something I'm more likely to actually write. Unless I turn the second one into a really short oneshot or something. Then I might do it. *cannot abide wangsty fic*
Three fics I want to write sometime:
* Five fish Kaito wishes he didn't have to deal with (have four thought up, need to come up with a fifth)
* Five times Ran didn't kiss Shin'ichi (and possibly one time she did? I dunno.)
*Five times Heiji made an ass of himself (because it would be just damn fun :DD)
...I hate to admit it, but much though I love CFUD, it really put a damper on my creativity/ficcing ability. If nothing else, the break from it is helping me with that. Wish I could have both, though.
Also, I should do a five things fic meme sometime. And a one/two page comic meme. And other fun stuff. Yanno, since I'm being productive again and all.
And now, for your enjoyment, a train of thought.
Socchan: *is minding her own business and/or thinking of ways to make Shin'ichi's/Kaito's/Hakuba's life hell* *(Heiji does it well enough on his own, really)*
Brain: You know what we should do?
Socchan: *distractedly* What?
Brain: We should write another Black-and-White lemon fic. Make it into a trilogy with Capture and Stripped.
Socchan: ...Okay, for one thing, no. For another thing, I said I was going to write het sex next. And for a third thing, no.
...Also, the only place timeline-wise I can think of to set the lemon to make it a trilogy, even unofficially, would be between the first two. It would have to involve Hakuba revealing that he knows Kid's identity, and Kaito not denying it, and I can't think of how just now. And also, it might not involve sex at all. ...Anyway, no.
Brain: You know what else we could do? We should take one of the really cliché, over-used yaoi plots and stick it in a yuri pairing. The yuri 'genre' is so small that it'll seem like an entirely new concept!
Socchan: Look, I am not writing the fic in which Akako tries to ensnare Kid with a love spell, only to have it backfire and hit Aoko instead, and then have Akako finding herself falling in love with Aoko anyway and then being wracked with wangst over what to do about the spell for who knows how many chapters, only for it to turn out that Aoko loved her anyway and just didn't express it until the spell hit.
Brain: ...
Socchan: Anyway, I'm not doing it. I'm not going to milk UST like that for anything
Brain: ...Or you know what we could do? We could write a Black-and-White lemon sequel to Capture and not tie it into Stripped after all. And things could be kinda weird between Hakuba and Kaito at school, and Hakuba would eventually corner the Kid in his next heist, and he'd be, "About last time--" and the Kid would be all, "Forget what happened last time, I know it was a spur-of-the-moment thing, sorry I took advantage of you, won't happen again, yadda yadda yadda." And Hakuba would interrupt and be all, "No, I don't care about that. I'm annoyed because I didn't get to touch you." And Kid would go, "Really? Oh." And Hakuba would pin him and blow him against a wall or something.
...We haven't actually written a blowjob yet, by the way.
Socchan: *covering her ears* Lalalalala, not listening! Lalalalala---
.....Yeeeah. I'm ashamed to admit that I'm actually tempted by the second one (though again, the Heiji version would be hilarious and awesome, and I should think about doing that), but the third is something I'm more likely to actually write. Unless I turn the second one into a really short oneshot or something. Then I might do it. *cannot abide wangsty fic*
Three fics I want to write sometime:
* Five fish Kaito wishes he didn't have to deal with (have four thought up, need to come up with a fifth)
* Five times Ran didn't kiss Shin'ichi (and possibly one time she did? I dunno.)
*Five times Heiji made an ass of himself (because it would be just damn fun :DD)
...I hate to admit it, but much though I love CFUD, it really put a damper on my creativity/ficcing ability. If nothing else, the break from it is helping me with that. Wish I could have both, though.
Also, I should do a five things fic meme sometime. And a one/two page comic meme. And other fun stuff. Yanno, since I'm being productive again and all.
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Date: 2006-09-09 07:18 am (UTC)For the record, I was innocent before I entered this fandom!!
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Date: 2006-09-09 05:16 pm (UTC)Like I believe that. *actually might, shush*
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Date: 2006-09-09 05:24 pm (UTC)It's true...
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Date: 2006-09-09 05:55 pm (UTC)We need to form a club or something. "Fandom has corrupted me!"
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Date: 2006-09-09 08:47 pm (UTC)...I totally need to beg my
icon-dealerbest friend to make an icon like that!no subject
Date: 2006-09-10 08:19 pm (UTC)Here, here! I'd think of doing it myself, but I'm probably too lazy at the moment :D;;