(from the library...)
Sep. 23rd, 2006 03:54 pmI'm going to kill that no-account little brother of mine. I shall rip his limbs out and gut him with a spoon, and then trample his intestines.
Dammit, where is he! He vanished an hour ago, not telling me where he was going, and I had to go back and plug the meter again (well, okay, parking ramp, but it's the pay-in-advance kind) and he didn't tell me when he would be back or where I could find him and he still has my gorram car keys!!!. *seethes* Oooo, when I get my hands on him....
If nothing else, he owes me money for this.
Edit: Also, I shall grind his bones into a thin powdery substance, and incorperate it into my next baking project. You see if I don't.
Edit 2: He is a dead thing of deadness, oh yes he is. IT IS FOUR-THIRTY, DO I KNOW WHERE MY LITTLE BROTHER IS? NO I DO NOT. WHY DON'T I?
Dammit, where is he! He vanished an hour ago, not telling me where he was going, and I had to go back and plug the meter again (well, okay, parking ramp, but it's the pay-in-advance kind) and he didn't tell me when he would be back or where I could find him and he still has my gorram car keys!!!. *seethes* Oooo, when I get my hands on him....
If nothing else, he owes me money for this.
Edit: Also, I shall grind his bones into a thin powdery substance, and incorperate it into my next baking project. You see if I don't.
Edit 2: He is a dead thing of deadness, oh yes he is. IT IS FOUR-THIRTY, DO I KNOW WHERE MY LITTLE BROTHER IS? NO I DO NOT. WHY DON'T I?
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Date: 2006-09-23 09:28 pm (UTC)Damn younger siblings ~___~;;;
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Date: 2006-09-24 09:20 pm (UTC)And also not to get caught up in Sudoku puzzles while Mom and I are waiting for him to show up so we can go to a movie together. (He was half an hour late that time!!!)
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Date: 2006-09-23 10:27 pm (UTC)None of the above is to stop bone grinding and baking projects but maybe places to search. And how old is he?
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Date: 2006-09-24 09:24 pm (UTC)He's sixteen, but I still worry about him :< Also, he had my car keys, so if on the off-chance that he did something stupid and teenager-ly and went home without finding me again, I would've been stranded.
Ended up giving him a real talking-to when I found him again. He thought I knew where he was the whole time, and paid me back for the ramp, but I'm still somewhat annoyed. Maybe I should just spit in his cereal or something... (The sad part is, we usually get along great.)