Open Letters

[soc_puppet]

Dear body,

Having blood leak once a month from one orifice is already more than enough; two orifices - let alone at the same time - is pushing things a little.

Perplexed and annoyed,
Me


Dear brain,

Plz to stop giving me fic ideas and start giving me app ideas.

Growing short on time and patience,
Me


Dear weather,

Dude, April's supposed to be all about the rain. Not the snow.

Looking foward to May flowers (hint hint),
Me


Dear God,

Make everyone art thieves die.

Amen.
(Original text Copyright Dave Kelly of Purple Pussy.)

Comments

i have no idea which icon to use for this comment, so you get the pimping one

[lyzzle.livejournal.com]

...Dude what kind of fic ideas. :D

You guys have snow? It's raining here. I know this intrinsically (probably the wrong use for this word BUT OH WELL), because someone pulled the fire alarm at school today, so we had to stay out in the freezing rain for about 30 minutes. I had no jacket. IT WAS FUN. </bitter sarcasm>

Art thieves suck. :/ Not that anyone's ever stolen anything from me, but y'know.

works for me (though apparently not for Yahoo!)

[soc_puppet]

DD: It's bugging me wit JetLi stuff again. It wants me to get off my lazy ass and finally finish Strange Bedfellows (+ expansion pack), and also to write that damn Orpheus fic already. I just want ideas for my app right now, you can shut up about the rest for a while!

Well, we did before two o'clock. Then it turned into rain. I don't know if we still have any remnants of it left, BUT IT BETTER NOT KILL OUR APPLES, DAMMIT. And I think the word you're looking for might be 'intimately'? I think intrinsically implies a certain amount of whatsit, intuition.

Ditto :( This is just even more annoying and sucky because he stole something from a webcomic and is making money off of it. *growls*

yahoo's a whore :(

[lyzzle.livejournal.com]

D: I'm sorry?

We had snow a while ago. It killed all our flowers. :(
I was going to say 'intimately', but it didn't sound right. But it probably is it, yes.

yeah, it can be

[soc_puppet]

Not your fault I think. Still wanna write my app, tho. *needs a hook* *and a way to write the damn thing*

DD: That's sad. We've still got some daffodils that, admittedly, look pretty pathetic, but are actually blooming. ...Which is weird as all hell, now that I think about it.

Thesauruses have become my friend, yus :3

gmail is my friend!

[lyzzle.livejournal.com]

That 'I think' is what gets me. D:

We had dogwoods and magnolias and they were soooo pretty and now they are dead. ;_;

I do like thesauruses! :D Buuut I'm usually too lazy to look up words.

Re: gmail is my friend!

[soc_puppet]

XD Don't worry, it's mostly stuff you've just enabled and not bunnied?

Alas, alack DD: I'm worried about our peach tree. ...But I've probably said that about a million times by now.

XD It's easier if it's small enough to take with you.

Re: gmail is my friend!

[lyzzle.livejournal.com]

Oh, okay! :D That's fine, then.

Um. I dunno. Maybe?

This is true. But I don't have an actual thesaurus, I don't think. Just an online one.

but html is not your friend

[soc_puppet]

X3

I just keep telling people that I'll be sad if we don't get any peaches this year because some disease got most of 'em last year, and the year before that we had a late frost, and then I never remember who I've complained to, so.

Well. You have no excuse now. *will google word definitions if she feels she doesn't know them well enough*

auuugh i didn't even notice D:

[lyzzle.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure if I like peaches or not! :D

Yeah... I know. Actually, I had no excuse in the first place. ^^;

*mocks you* *...but forgot to change the subject line a few comments ago, so can't complain*

[soc_puppet]

I'm largely indifferent to them EXCEPT when they are grown in my yard. And then I'm only slightly on the 'like' side, until they're ripe enough where, when you pick them, it's like they're dropping into your hand when you give a tiny tug, and then you give it a little twist and it falls into halves ♥♥♥.... Yeah.

Very true. So stop making excuses and start using that thesaurus!

[girlquinn.livejournal.com]

Weather sucks everywhere apparently. I love the rain, but when you have a whole week of sun with 70-ish degree weather, and then an onslaught of all day rain, you can get sick very easily. But I guess I shouldn't complain, right? Where you live, it's been snowing far longer than it should, right?

two orifices - let alone at the same time - is pushing things a little.

*stuffs socchan w/ cotton*

[soc_puppet]

So I'm hearing :/ And a few weeks ago, we also had a few days of weather in the 70-degree range, but you couldn't tell that if you looked outside now. And it's not that it's been snowing longer than it should, it's just that it can't seem to make up its mind whether it wants to be cold and snowy or warm and sunny every few weeks.

*is stuffed, so through the cotton in her mouth* Hank hew!