Chuckie Finster has nothing on me

[soc_puppet]

Hi! My name is socchan, and I am terrified of absolutely anything and everything ¦Db Nice to meet you!

PS: Bork comments still apply at the moment. Though you can request additional translation if you like. O prozac, y must u do this 2 me?

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[lyzzle.livejournal.com]

I WAS WONDERING. It's pretty crazy. XD Haha... I can't remember the last time I watched the Muppets...

Oh man. P-ping. My dad does the same thing. D: It's pretty much the worst thing in the world. That kind of thing usually ends up with me screeching at my dad in a horrible, harpy-esque tone.

Also! I was going to say! If you have a cell phone capable of text, I could totally give you my number and you could text me whenever. And I think my phone might do this nifty thing where you can actually e-mail it from a computer, which also works but I'll have to find out how.

[soc_puppet]

I can always translate if you need it? You should do so as soon as possible! Life needs moar Muppety goodness :3b

DX Haet when Dad does that. And also the Jewish Mother Guilt Thing. Except he's actually a Catholic Father (and not in the priestly sense), so. It usually ends up with me taking several deep breaths and reminding myself that domestic violence is not something I want to be a part of. Except it's also going to end with me dragging him in to see my psychologist sometime soon, so she can dress him down about things.

I've got a cell phone, but I don't think it's text-savvy? Iunno. It's not if we have to pay extra for it.

[soc_puppet]

Oh good. XD Tempting, but no thanks. I prefer words I have to sound out in my head to pictures I have to, er, look out? See out? English language, why have you not prepared me to adequately deal with l337 sp34k?

It's more like, "You live here and your mother and I are away all day at work, why can't you spend more of your time doing chores and less of your time on the internet? And while you're at it, here, do a few more chores before you can get your precious computer time in!"

I. Have no idea about that? Does that also cost money? Or is it included in internet charges or something? *knows nothing, woe!*

PS: Will screen your comment after reply for further paranoia's sake ♥

[lyzzle.livejournal.com]

XD But this thing actually has the option to translate l33t back into English.

Ouch. D:

...I actually have no idea! :D I'd assume from your end it's the same as regular e-mail.

Re: PS: Thanks. :D ♥