Starting Bork mode in three, two...

[soc_puppet]

Only have an hour and ten minutes (now less than an hour) on the computer today, unless by some miracle my brother comes to pick me up at eight, so I'm going to get the Borkified emo out of the way now.

Tumes gut a jub deleefering noospepers. Thees vuoold nut be-a a bed theeng iff it deedn't meun he-a hed zee cer ELL DEY LONG. Incloodeeng noo, seence-a he's still epperently in [toon a helff huoor evey]. Ifee thet vuooldn't be-a su bed iff I vesn't getting iereee-a feebes thet he-a ves putentielly gueeng tu cuntinooe-a thees behefeeur pretty mooch IFERY VEEKDEY.
Bork Bork Bork!

I cun't gu oon heeetoos noo. I hefen't ifee hed Sunuku fur a munt yet! I dun't VENT tu gu oon heeetoos yet - nut until I hefe-a tu hefe-a my veesdum teet tekee oooot (sumetime-a suun, BTV) und/oor reed zee noo Herry Putter bouk (demn thees eddeecshun!), und ifee thuse-a vuooldn't be-a TOO lung.
Bork Bork Bork!

Gud, thees soocks. I feel leeke-a cryeeng.


Ahhh, that's better. In other news, my watch finally gave up the ghost sometime last weekend, and since then I have felt more or less like a CFUD character myself adrift in the time stream, for better or worse. I feel like I've just lost touch with that extra dimension.

Also, I am officially calling up Christine tonight and asking if we can reschedule my noon appointment. The turtles movie is in theaters tomorrow at either ten or eleven in the morning (and only two fifty to get in!), and it's going to be gone again after that, so having missed it the first time 'round, this is my chance to redeem myself. And cheer myself up.

Edit: Someone post something awesome to pornandkittens so I can be distracted.

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[spreadlotus.livejournal.com]

[HUGS] Y-yes go see turtles they will hopefully distract D: ♥

[soc_puppet]

TURTLES WERE A GOOD DISTRACTION. Also, good news - it's only on Wednesdays, and he's going to try and get a route closer to home besides. Y-yaaaay T^Tb

[lyzzle.livejournal.com]

I wish I could go see the turtles movie in theaters, but it looks like I'm going to have to rely on the upload at CFO. I just got back from Harry Potter, btw. And I'm going to see Transformers again tomorrow! ♥

Personally, I'm spazzing over someone posting a request for RvB porn over there. I didn't even know there was RvB fanfic, but now I do and ohhh, is it awesome. >D

But um. That's just me. :D;

[soc_puppet]

It was a very turtle-y movie. And I think I need to DL it there too, those monsters were socute OMG. Yaaay!

I. Kinda don't know what Red Vs Blue is. Aheh. Aheh heh heh. *fails?*

in which lyzz molests adjectives!

[lyzzle.livejournal.com]

Monsters? What monsters?

This is a serious problem that is very easily fixed! Red vs. Blue is an online machinima series loosely based on the Halo games. In fact, the Halo games are the source of the animation itself!

In the future, in a desolate box canyon called Blood Gulch on another planet, a civil war is being fought between the Red Army and the Blue Army. Both the teams and the war itself are hopelessly idiotic and neither team has any chance of defeating the other. :Db

The series is insanely cracky and hilarious. Here's the Wiki page (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_vs_blue) if you want to read more about it. All 5 seasons of the series were released for free download from the official site, so it's completely legal to download, even through torrents (http://torrentspy.com/search?query=red+vs+blue), and watch them online. A bit of a warning, though. It's very much non-worksafe, due to (some) comedic violence and (pretty much nonstop) vulgar language. Here's a hint: You will probably love the character Caboose quite a bit. He is adorably dumb and lovably stupid. I bought his t-shirt! ♥

[soc_puppet]

There's these thirteen monsters that have to be caught in order for something to happen, blah blah blah. Some of them are ttly adorable T^Tb

Ooooooo, I'll have to check that out then :3b

[lyzzle.livejournal.com]

Ooh, fun! :D I like cute monsters.

I highly encourage this. :D It's been sooo long since I've had someone to fangirl RvB with. :< ...Probably about 4 years, in fact. D:

[soc_puppet]

You, like me, will probably love all over the adorable little red devil one. *needs icons of adlkfjsdl*

...D: Man, it sucks not having people to fangirl stuff with. I'll get to downloading as soon as I can.

[lyzzle.livejournal.com]

Thank youuuu! ♥♥♥♥♥