I am desirous of fic

[soc_puppet]

Okay, I know it's been approximately a hundred and one internet years since I've even nodded at Homestuck fandom, but someone, someone please!

I desperately need the story of the chaotic evil male human wizard and the lawful good demonic temptress from the underworld, the former finding himself enamored by a spirit of equally great beauty and thus striving to better himself in the hopes of pulling her out of the Hell in which she was born. I would read like a million pages of that. Double bonus points if the male wizard is a female wizard in disguise. (If you want to scrub serial numbers off and make it an original story, I would in no way object if the male wizard were trans* instead. I would probably celebrate, actually, and might even shower you with crocheted goodies, depending. It wouldn't be the first time.)

Alternately, the sexy fic in which Rose and Kanaya roleplay that in the bedroom would be equally acceptable.

(I have shipped some things hard in my time, but Rose and Kanaya are my ultimate OTP, my ship of ships, the pairing of my heart, and I don't think I will ever stop loving them.)

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[krait]

Awww! I know the "frustrated because that fic does not exist" feeling, and I sympathise. *nods*

I'm a terrible Homestuck fan because I don't follow Paradox Space (although, really, given what I've seen secondhand from the fandom, I generally consider "don't read" to be the wiser choice), but yeah -- we're bored, let's roleplay! is such a fantastic setup for spinoffs and silly stories!

Given that it's implied in canon that Dave has done furry internet roleplay (Nepeta knows his "ironic" fursona's name, and thinks he's nice!) I think it would be hilarious to see him doing in-person roleplay, and turning out to be eerily good at it and trying badly to deny his prior experience. :D

And then whatever crazy plot they invent he and Terezi end up roleplaying later. Sexily.

[soc_puppet]

I felt the exact same way when Quadrant Queries had a quick joke about the fantasy world where Rose was a seatroll with ninja assassins and so forth, and Kanaya was a powerful rainbow drinker, and I was all, Can I prompt this fic? Would it be ethical to prompt this fic? Because I really want to read this fic.

I honestly only check in every couple of months; it's not the kind of setup I can read one page at a time and enjoy. Yesterday just happened to be one of my "check in" days, since I was low on other reading material :P (You're probably not missing much. I'd say a lot of it is not as well developed as a lot of fanfic out there, especially since it's all set up to be quick gags. Still, it's entertaining now and again, and I thought the Country Mouse/City Mouse one was cute.)

XD I would probably read that fic, especially if it's not too heavy on the embarrassment squick. Hasn't he furry-roleplayed with Jade over the 'net?

I approve of any and all sexy roleplaying fics. ...I kinda want one now where Dave is the guilty party and Terezi is the corrupt legislacerator and/or judge who is willing to overlook his heinous crimes, whatever they may be, for a "favor". Or who punishes him sexfully. Or something.

[krait]

...Have you read Kind of Pushed Kind of Bent? Dave/Terezi, innocent legislacerator roleplay ends with kinky spanking. (And then angst, but. I like the angst, because they ARE teenagers and this is outside anything Terezi understands culturally; it'd feel silly/too porntastic if she just leapt right into with without a qualm. BUT if you're mostly reading for the delicious smut, it kind of throws you off course.)

I have tried SO HARD to refrain from begging for a sequel set after enough time has passed that Dave is willing to bring up the idea again and Terezi is okay with it! Hnnnrgh. Everything about the way they're written is just so sweet and true to character; a sequel would make me inestimably happy.