I am desirous of fic

[soc_puppet]

Okay, I know it's been approximately a hundred and one internet years since I've even nodded at Homestuck fandom, but someone, someone please!

I desperately need the story of the chaotic evil male human wizard and the lawful good demonic temptress from the underworld, the former finding himself enamored by a spirit of equally great beauty and thus striving to better himself in the hopes of pulling her out of the Hell in which she was born. I would read like a million pages of that. Double bonus points if the male wizard is a female wizard in disguise. (If you want to scrub serial numbers off and make it an original story, I would in no way object if the male wizard were trans* instead. I would probably celebrate, actually, and might even shower you with crocheted goodies, depending. It wouldn't be the first time.)

Alternately, the sexy fic in which Rose and Kanaya roleplay that in the bedroom would be equally acceptable.

(I have shipped some things hard in my time, but Rose and Kanaya are my ultimate OTP, my ship of ships, the pairing of my heart, and I don't think I will ever stop loving them.)

Comments

[krait]

Awww! I know the "frustrated because that fic does not exist" feeling, and I sympathise. *nods*

I'm a terrible Homestuck fan because I don't follow Paradox Space (although, really, given what I've seen secondhand from the fandom, I generally consider "don't read" to be the wiser choice), but yeah -- we're bored, let's roleplay! is such a fantastic setup for spinoffs and silly stories!

Given that it's implied in canon that Dave has done furry internet roleplay (Nepeta knows his "ironic" fursona's name, and thinks he's nice!) I think it would be hilarious to see him doing in-person roleplay, and turning out to be eerily good at it and trying badly to deny his prior experience. :D

And then whatever crazy plot they invent he and Terezi end up roleplaying later. Sexily.