soc_puppet | Permission has been granted

So I was gonna post this link with an explanation of what I'm using it for, but decided against it. Then I was going to make a private post with the link, because the main reason I'm posting it here at all is so I don't lose it again. But now I've decided to post the link publicly without any other context besides the tags below, because it amuses me to do so.

They had feathers you coward!