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System Hack (The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells, 나 혼자만 레벨업 | Solo Leveling (Cartoon))
starting text written by Opalsong, with pensieve podfics by CarCrash_Pods, GodOfLaundryBaskets, ChaosKiro, bluedreaming, litra, and Tipsy_Kitty
Summary: The only good thing about the new universe I found myself in was that it had all new media. It definitely didn't make up for the fact that this universe's humans were even weirder than usual. They had powers. Fully magical powers. Like something out of a historical high fantasy serial. I've seen a human shoot fire out of their hands. And then there were the dungeons, wormholes to other dimensions with monsters. Physics decided to power down apparently.
I'd appeared next to the epitome of fluffy and prone to throwing themself into danger, which I knew because the human was absolutely covered in blood. I was also given false hope for the technological level of this new world because this human had a system of some kind constantly pinging them when they were clearly unconscious. I didn't know what kind of system it was. At the time I had no idea that it was a manipulative game system.
I still don't know exactly why or how I got here but I'm pretty sure that this System made it happen.

Steve Harrington Patron Saint of Baby Nerds (Stranger Things (TV 2016))
written by Vamprav, performed by steddiestories
Summary: Eddie gets accosted by Steve Harrington when he goes to get ice cream on a hot summer day. Things kind of escalate from there.

Freedom lived on the ninth deep space station (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)
written by Lavendelhummel, performed by horchatapods
Summary: Kira Nerys, Jadzia Dax and Julian Bashir feel and think about freedom at various points of their lives. What does that mean and how can one feel it?

chemical reaction (Red White & Royal Blue (2023))
written by masked_madness, performed by KitKaos
Summary: He finally put the phone down.
Dumbest. Fucking. Idea. Ever.
Why the fuck had he downloaded that stupid app again?
Ah, yeah. Of course: Nora.
He should not forget to thank her for the stress and the headaches and the— the— everythi—
His phone buzzed, and he grabbed it with much more speed than he would ever admit to.
Captain.Wentworth: That, my dear, entirely depends on how good you are at wagging your tail.
Alex blinked, once, twice— then burst out laughing.
Okay, maybe not the dumbest idea ever.

for reasons wretched and divine (魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù)
written by iicaru2, performed by Wonderlandian_Geek
Summary:

“For the love of—” The man who looks an awful lot like Jin Ling throws his hands in the air in a gesture of frustration. “I swear, every time something goes wrong nowadays, it’s Jingyi’s fucking fault, I’m gonna strangle that little—”
“A-Ling,” The man who greatly resembles Lan Sizhui says mildly, one hand hovering over the other’s shoulder, “you can kill Jingyi later. We have to find a way back to our time first.”
Lan Jingyi, personally, would like to know why two grown-up versions of his friends are standing in front of him, and how the hell it’s all his fault.

(Or: The time travel incident, in which Lan Jingyi learns much more about his friends than he ever needed or wanted to know. Namely, that they’re just as bad as Hanguang-jun and Wei-qianbei— no, worse. Definitely worse.)

Painted Pawn (Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling)
written by cardoon, performed by SerenaEW and mangotart_reads
Summary: As far as Harry is concerned, Voldemort's death should've resolved everything. But there's a lot of strangeness still afoot -- and it isn't the Death Eaters. It's McGonagall. It's Dumbledore's estate making mysterious payments to unknown persons. The threat is gone, but the beehive is still buzzing. Why?
Harry goes to Snape's portrait for answers, and Snape is more than willing to give him a peek into Pandora's box.

acceptable passes (All For The Game - Nora Sakavic)
written by travvymybeloved, performed by boywonder
Summary: Meeting Kevin and learning he had no clue who his soulmate was was a reprieve. Kevin cared far too much about exy and history class to prattle on about whoever ‘Neil Josten’ was. His soulmate tattoo ran along one of his left ribs, and sometimes when he was panicking, he would clutch the spot as if it were burning. Or, maybe, as if he was protecting it. He had let Andrew touch it, the one time Andrew had cared enough to ask. It was flat to the skin, no raised ink like a real tattoo, and there was no special temperature or texture or anything of interest. It was just skin, like the birthmark on Andrew’s shoulder blade or the moles dotting Nicky’s skin. The shiny curls of scar tissue that curled around Kevin’s hand were more interesting to explore.
The first time Kevin came to him, holding a file for a high school exy player with the name ‘Josten’ written in sharp capitals across the top, Andrew knew he was standing on the ledge of a cliff with Kevin offering to push him off.

Once Upon A Question Asked (One Piece (Anime & Manga))
written by Scarletsorceress, performed by Stereden
Summary: In the beginning, there was a person.
A very unfairly pretty person, but a person none the less. But then, as all good tales include, a child got curious.
Curious enough to follow this person on a rooftop, but that’s besides the point! The point is; a curious child asked a question. And now, that question has been answered.

a day in a life of an artefact (The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells, The Magnus Archives (Podcast))
written by Koschei_B, performed by Rosemarycat5
Summary: SecUnits watch their clients. That's the point.

Speedrunning Sibling Bonding (Batman - All Media Types)
written by BookGirlFan, performed by BubblesKat
Summary: Bruce Wayne has a completely normal day. Damian's day is anything but normal.

The Combine is Coming [text, audio] (Sunrise On The Reaping - Suzanne Collins)
written by BurdenedWithPointlessPurpose, performed by 2Nienna2
Summary: Chicory is mystified by Lou Lou. She doesn’t know how to absorb the new information, that this little girl is likely one of her own. District Eleven, through and through with the fondness she remembers their home through an unknown amount of torture. It’s an honor she can’t seem to shake, along with the hope that someone with heart makes it out of the arena.

someone to match your steps (一拍即合) (天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù)
written by insane_falcon, performed by MathematicalSparkles
Summary: Hua Cheng sneaks into a masquerade party to dance with Xie Lian.

Log: Reports of an Object in Two Different Perspectives (Stargate SG-1)
written by prueturner, performed by Cait_does_Podfics and wjgravity
Summary: After making contact with a potential ally, the members of SG-1 must figure out the purpose of an unknown object.