Open Letters

Dear body,

Having blood leak once a month from one orifice is already more than enough; two orifices - let alone at the same time - is pushing things a little.

Perplexed and annoyed,
Me


Dear brain,

Plz to stop giving me fic ideas and start giving me app ideas.

Growing short on time and patience,
Me


Dear weather,

Dude, April's supposed to be all about the rain. Not the snow.

Looking foward to May flowers (hint hint),
Me


Dear God,

Make everyone art thieves die.

Amen.
(Original text Copyright Dave Kelly of Purple Pussy.)