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Open Letters
Apr. 11th, 2007 03:07 pmDear body,
Having blood leak once a month from one orifice is already more than enough; two orifices - let alone at the same time - is pushing things a little.
Perplexed and annoyed,
Me
Dear brain,
Plz to stop giving me fic ideas and start giving me app ideas.
Growing short on time and patience,
Me
Dear weather,
Dude, April's supposed to be all about the rain. Not the snow.
Looking foward to May flowers (hint hint),
Me
Dear God,
Makeeveryone art thieves die.
Amen.
(Original text Copyright Dave Kelly of Purple Pussy.)
Having blood leak once a month from one orifice is already more than enough; two orifices - let alone at the same time - is pushing things a little.
Perplexed and annoyed,
Me
Dear brain,
Plz to stop giving me fic ideas and start giving me app ideas.
Growing short on time and patience,
Me
Dear weather,
Dude, April's supposed to be all about the rain. Not the snow.
Looking foward to May flowers (hint hint),
Me
Dear God,
Make
Amen.
(Original text Copyright Dave Kelly of Purple Pussy.)
